Top Ten Christian Pick-up Lines
10. Nice Bible!
9. God told me to come talk to you.
8. I predicted David over Goliath.
7. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
6. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
5. Can I pay your tithes for you?
4. The Word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
So how about dinner?
3. You want to come over and watch The Ten Commandments tonight?
2. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
And the #1 Christian pick up line is:
1. Do you believe in the laying-on of hands?