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advice I gave a man from the vill of dewey, the tiki are always chewy... "what does that mean?", as his face goes green, "well, you haven't dated girls that are 'screwy'" |
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advice I gave a man from the vill of dewey, the tiki are always chewy... "what does that mean?", as his face goes green, "well, you haven't dated girls that are 'screwy'" |
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There once was a young man named Cass Whose balls were made of spun glass He'd clang them together And play "Stormy Weather" While lightning shot out of his ass Oh! cabin boy, Oh! cabin boy, You dirty little nipper You lined your ass With broken glass And circumscised the skipper There was a young lady named Ransom Who was ravished three times in a hansom When she cried out for more A voice from the floor Said "Lady I'm Simpson not Sampson!" An Argentine gaucho named, Bruno Said "There is one thing that I do Know" "A woman is fine" "And a sheep is divine" "But a Llama is numero uno!" There was a young lady of Kent Who said that she knew what it meant When men asked her to dine, Gave her cocktails and wine: She knew what it meant, but she went. In days of Old When knights were bold And, toilets weren't invented They laid their loads Beside the road And, walked away contented In days of old When knights were bold And women weren't particular They stood them all Against the wall And did it perpendicular There was a young lady from Leith, Who would circumcise men with her teeth, It wasn't for fame, Or love of the game But to get at the cheese underneath. There was a young actress from Crewe, Who remarked as the vicar withdrew, The Bishop was quicker, and thicker and slicker, And two inches longer than you. There was a young vampire called mable, whose periods were always quite stable, at every full moon she took out a spoon, and drank herself under the table. There was a young plumber from Lee, who was plumbing his girl with great glee, she said stop your plumbing, I think someone's coming, said the plumber still plumbing "its me"! A kinky young girl from Bexhill, Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill, They found her vagina, in North Carolina, and bits of her tits in Brazil. There was a young man from Pitlocherie, making love to his girl in the rockery, she said look you've cum, all over my bum, This isn't a shag it's a mockery. There was a young lassie from Morton, who had one long tit and one short 'en, on top of all that, a great hairy twat, and a fart like a six fifty Norton. There was a young girl called Molly, who fancied a bit in a quarry. She laid on her back, and opened her crack. And the bastard backed in with a lorry. There was a young man from Harrow, who had one as big as a marrow. He said to his tart, try this for a start. My balls are outside on a barrow. There was a young girl from Hitchen, who was scratching her crutch in the kitchen. Her mother said "Rose, its crabs I suppose". She said "bollocks, get on with your knitting" There was a young girl from Devizes, who had tits of different sizes. One was quite small, almost nothing at all. But the other was big and won prizes. |
There was a young girl from Vidor, of which, I long to be inside her... I would cooe and I would spoon, everyday, long 'bout noon, and STILL never got to ride 'er!!! "Some people are so stupid", said a man named Reinstraw cruel and inhuman - should be against the law! pointless and dumb, sucking their thumb, "sad", I said, "and they won't let you have a chainsaw..." |
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