the oddity lexicon
incoherent ramblings: if I knew, i'd say
The Wright Road:
The road to success is not straight.
There is a curve called failure,
a loop called confusion,
speed bumps called friends,
red lights called enemies,
and caution lights called family.
You will have flats called jobs.
But if you have a spare called determination,
an engine called perserverance,
insurance called faith,
and a driver called Jesus,
you will make it to a place called success.
- Rev. Dwight Wright
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?:
Gravitas - [graav-ee-taas]; weight of authority. importance.
EXTREME BAD POETRY:
to gleem a glom in parteeds be, these foolish mortals - what fools we see...
want all they ask, but not what be need...
all is loaught for plant but never seed...
a hated lie, a jilted love, a broken promise, a crying dove...
is not the answer that is seeked, is not the curiosity that is peeked...
what mumbelly glok is nary a frew, what pity is left to just a few...
beneith the once happy willow, we return - not for rejoice but to burn...
take it down! take it all! for it hath consumed great and small...
better to not know than to be in play. Better to walk away this day...
stroll from fiery torment, i flee. best of all, it is not ME...
decision maker:
If you have a tendancy to stay on the fence about your choices, here's a good way I
can help. Take a single dice, or for you D&D freaks, a D6 and keep it with you.
If you have to make a decision, roll the dice and read it like this: Odd numbers are
NO, even numbers are YES. The higher the number, the stronger the answer.
Roll a 1, it's a weak NO. Roll a 6, it's a strong YES. Rock on...
dream things:
This is a very loose guide to dream interpretation. It's based on imagery over the literal,
so if you are a literal dreamer, then maybe a cigar is just a cigar.
flying = freedom*
Trees = Growth
falling = expression**
eating = satisfaction*
wedding = finality, change
car crash = change**
faceless = fear**
drowning = overwhelmed**
unmoveable = insecurity**
sex = comfort*
red carpet = welcome change
brown and dark = old and unwanted**
driving = motivated
*Which could also mean SEX
**Which could also mean FEAR
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