| TRIP NINE - THE END!!! |
| We were real bummed when the show ended... awww is this really it? Of course the nite didn't end before 'Oderus' went up to Moo & blasted her in the face, holding a stream of lord knows what on her head while the crowd looked and laughed... poor Moo was gonna miss that special attention! I was gonna miss seeing Moo smile and hoot everytime she got spooged in the face. *wipes tear* Sappy moment, bear with me folks!! I don't know why we saved the camcorder for "last nite's" cause it's depressing to watch!!! We broke the camcorder out and said bye to everyone, except no "See you in a few weeks!" Poor Moo was confused and sad, no knowing when she'd see another show again. A few nites before 'Slymenstra' warned Moo & I that if she saw us at another show she'd give us a beatdown. Unfortunately we had the camera off and didn't notice her sneaking up on us... we were inside the venue talking with some of the Six crew when she pounced on us, I forget who she snatched first but she bent us over, spanked us as hard as she could and started screaming, "WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU GIRLS?!?! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO HOME, GO BACK TO WORK, BACK TO SCHOOL, QUIT SKIPPING CLASSES AND USING YOUR STUDENT LOAN MONEY FOR MORE TRIPS!!! I KNOW YOUR GAME, THIS ONE *pointing at me* IS SELLING BACK HER TEXTBOOKS FOR CONCERT MONEY, NO WAY MISSY! ENOUGH OF THIS, NO MORE SHOWS!!!" then she swatted Moo a few times. By now the place went completely silent despite there being about 15 people milling around... you could hear a pin drop. We both stood there in shock, we knew she was just fucking around with us but WHOA she caught us off guard! I wish I had the camcorder on... "DAMMIT!" I cried... I didn't have the camera on... can you spank Moo again?" I asked. "Sure!" She spanked Moo a few more times, we bitched about not getting the whole thing on tape. "I can do it again, if ya want..." she smiled. It wouldn't be the same, we decided. But dammit maybe we shoulda gotten it! She did face the camera and scold us again so at least we got the effect!! We piddled around for a bit longer, bummed and sobbing about having to leave. The thing that SUCKS the most, besides obviously not seeing more shows, is going home and back to real life. Work, school, blah. It was horrible watching Moo start to cry as we were leaving... I don't remember where we stopped to eat afterwards... usually I'd remember where we ate but I'm drawing a blank. I apparently also drew a blank while driving home and ran my car against a concrete wall/barrier somewhere in South Carolina. A nice couple feet long gash still remains as a "bruise" from our trip home from Rhode Island. Ended up getting back real late, scrubbed myself clean again, changed my contacts and showed before my internship just in time... no evidence was left behind!!! On my way home from my internship that nite my poor lil Bianca couldn't take it anymore and blew a tire out. Now a seasoned pro at changing flats, I stomped out of the car, jabbed and kicked at the tire with my heels (wearing a dress, had to get all fancy for my internship) then kicked them off and got to work. Got my dress all greasy and dirty, cursed half the time. Got back to my place where Moo was sleeping, didn't bring her home till the next day. Then she had about 4 days to pack all her shit together and fly out to California. That sucked, it was a real symbolic "end" to everything... drove Moo to the airport on Monday morning, kept crying like a 2-year-old... Moo was all, "Eh, calm down freak!" :( :( :( I miss that lil fag. But anyway! Awesome trip, time for the lessons: LESSONS LEARNED: - Periods REALLY SUCK during GWAR shows! I told ya Moo, train your body to not have them! - Getting drunk is fun. Getting stupid drunk is great! But for the LOVE OF GOD DON'T VIDEOTAPE IT!!! - 500 mile rule/one state rule is totally acceptable if you're acting like a drunken retard. - Take extra vitamins to fight off those colds! - You can never have enough towels in the car after a GWAR show... - Roadtrips with Moo are always better - If you're tired, pull over and sleep! Scraping your car against a wall isn't good. Try explaining that to the folks! - It all happened for a reason, right? ROADTRIP PAGE!!!!!! |