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| ... and what page all 'bout me would be complete without giving you a run-down of what I do online? Here's a "Day in the life of..." |
| This is how my morning starts... checking the email. While I dream big of my future husband emailing me and I'll wake up to find a confession of his un-dying love, eehhh instead I grumble as I empty out about 5,372 junk emails telling me, "Lisa, I hear you have a small dick!" or "Lisa, enlarge your member by 14 inches in 2 days!!" Gotta love spam. |
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| Oh Lord, Metal Sludge!!! How can I explain this place? Ya can't, just go visit! If you dig rock music and have any sense of humor at all you'll fall in love with these sarcastic, brutally honest group of freaks who love exposing 80s rock acts... they've been at it almost 5 years... they've been cool to me and made me their Sludgette of the Month for June 2002... and my lil sis Sludgette of the Month for June 2003... what a strange family tradition!!! |
| ... and then after I check Sludge's updates, I head over to the message board and waste a few more moments of my life... then I'll head over to another board that my sis and I talk on even tho we also email and talk on the phone almost on a daily basis... we feel the need to have more outlets for our rambling. |
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| WWW.UGLYPEOPLE.COM This website is a staple to every drunk college kid's party... after getting all shitty drunk, one of you remembers this hilarious website to stare at... I'm warning ya tho, you may piss your pants... my friend Tina & I stared at one picture for two hours screaming laughing... true story. This site definitely reminds me of "College - The Early Years!" heh heh... unfortunately the site has had problems as of late and there's not many pictures anymore... |
| WWW.DRUNKENMESS.COM Talk about another mess! This site is funny, don't look at it while at work tho, it might piss off yer boss or anyone who's up tight... sometimes I'll be worried when I click here, fearing I'll see my face someday when a friend gets pissed at me and decided to lay it all out for the world to see... I'm waiting for that day!!! |
| WWW.POLLSTAR.COM This site is awesome, it lists who's on tour and when. You can have 'em email you when yer favs. go on tour so you'll get updates ASAP... whenever I get an email from these people it's always a happy moment... the only automated email you'll be happy to receive!!! |
| WWW.BRASSMUG.COM This is where I spend a majority of my life, especially Tuesday nites... METAL KARAOKE!! They say there's a webcam but I don't think it works... many-a-nites I've spent here getting blasted drunk, playing horrible pool, butchering some classic metal tunes or even, as of late, getting onstage with an actual, real band behind me and screaming my head off since their singer wasn't available and they needed a ballsy substitute... |
| WWW.DISARRAYONLINE.COM Ah, just some bunch of weirdos we saw along the way... heh heh... I blame them for all this DBX/GWAR mess... I guess TN ain't that bad of a place afterall... |
| And of course, the GWAR related stuff that Moo and I 'sorta' dig... WWW.GWAR.NET WWW.ODERUS.COM WWW.LAZYAMERICANWORKERS.COM |