| Booze Can Be Fun...??? |
| Aww, the poor thing! Lookit her stumbling... she's wasted, again. Her friend is rolling her eyes and half smiling, she's cold sober (as always) and enjoying the scene of her friend making an ass outta herself. Tonite is no different than most, her drunken friend is a screaming mess, the booze kicked in and so did every emotion known to man. What kind of drunk is she tonite? Sad drunk? Happy drunk? Horny drunk? Angry drunk? It's a crap shoot, so let's get back to the scene and listen in. Said drunk friend is slightly leaning over, straining to hear the guy who's trying to shout into her ear. Sober friend is chatting with the drummer a few paces away, one eye watching the drunken one like a hawk. Drunken friend is having one of those "life changing conversations"... it all started when drunken woman was talking with a guy at the bar of a venue who was obviously after one thing... guitarist of the band she was just watching approached her to warn her about the guy... oh, drunken mess knew! She slurred that of course she wasn't gonna give it up since she hadn't given it up to anyone yet! Why not, he asks... drunken mess replies that she's real careful with who she falls for, at least she tries to be... she tried to be... but one made it thru the cracks of her otherwise cold heart and she tried like hell to deny it because he wasn't available. "Fuck him! Just fuck him! Who gives a FUCK if he doesn't give a FUCK about you!!! If he's not on his knees for you, seriously, FUCK HIM! He should be treating you like a Queen!" the guy is shouting into drunken woman's head. Drunken woman is about to bawl... guy continues, "So who is this guy? Why doesn't he like you, what's up with that?" Drunken woman is about to unleash a horrid secret she's been keeping from the world. NO, don't fall for anyone! It makes you vulnerable and being vulnerable makes you weak so if you don't tell anyone then it's almost like it's not really happening. But drunken woman's got a loose mouth tonite, she's gonna release hell... "HE HAS A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!!!!" she screamed and with that started to cry. "Oh, don't worry about that! He's not the one, FUCK HIM, please don't waste anymore time crying about it, he's NOT the one! There are so many others out there!" He tried to counsel the drunken mess who managed to hold herself together even tho she'd just now said something she swore she never would. oops. Damn that demon alcohol. "I don't know what happened I don't want to like him but I do OMG fuck him why did he do this to do why do I like him what the hell happened NOOOO!!!!" something blurry like that. "Hey, seriously he's NOT the one! If he's not head over heels for you don't waste your time! If he didn't fall for you to the point where he left his gf then he's not worth it either! Don't settle! You're a queen, don't let anyone else treat you otherwise!!!" Drunken mess wipes her eyes, sniffles, "Yeah, you're right... but he's got a gf! WHY?!?!?" The guy sighs and says that most guys keep girlfriends for one reason. "See her?" he said pointing to a petite dark haired girl standing nearby who looked like she was sneering at me. "Yeah?" "She's NOT the one... but she's mine for now." Huh? "Hey, you just said if she's not the one why waste time, why are you with her?" "Because she's a guaranteed lay, I'm a guy and I'm a pig. But she's not the one, when 'the one' comes by I'll take her up instead. But you're strong, you're better than that. Not just because you are female, but because of what you told me about your lack of actions I can tell that you're stronger, good head on your shoulders, you don't give in that easily so don't do it now just for anyone just for the sake of a lay! You are not that shallow so most guys don't even DESERVE YOU! And who is this freak with the girlfriend? I'll go kick his ass!!!" Drunken mess sniffles again. She has no idea where the freak with the girlfriend is now. For all she knows she could look over her shoulder and there he'd be but that was doubtful. "If my gf wasn't in the picture I'd be after you, you are 'the queen'..." "Huh?" Drunken mess answers. "I thought you said if someone better came along then you'd leave your gf... so, hypothetically, WHY aren't you dumping her for someone like me??" "Because... I don't deserve you. Ever think that you're scaring guys off because of your "virtue"? Guys may be pigs but we're not heartless! Since guys are mostly after sex they'll go after a chick who'll give it up, they won't go for a girl who won't give it up because a), they won't get it and b), it's mean to just use a girl who's been holding out, god, that's fucking mean! We realize we're assholes and we'll leave the nice girls to the nice guys..." I guess musicians have some sense of decency. Who woulda thought? "So, FUCK HIM! I hate to see you bummed over this guy but FUCK HIM!!! Keep telling yourself that! He's got a gf, he isn't going to leave her, forget about him!!!" Drunken mess finally looks up and wipes all the liquid make-up off. The sober friend is still watching her and chatting with the drummer so drunken mess stumbles over. "Hey, what were you two talking about?" sober one asks. "Oh, long story... he told me I need to just say, 'FUCK HIM' about the guy I like because he has a GIRLFRIEND, that jerk!!! WTF??! HOW DARE HE?!?!?!" the drunken mess shrieks. Sober one gets a confused look on her face, the slow confused-look spreads over to the drummer who now realizes he ain't the only one who doesn't know wtf the drunken mess is yelping about. "Lisa, who are you talking about?" Yes, this sad tale was about me, who else??!?! Drunken mess indeed... whew I've got tons of stories of stupid behavior while drunk, my next rambling should be about "The CO Incident" since that priceless dittie will even make my kids laugh... HOME!!!! |