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| NAME: Chris Garrison POSITION: Bass The band's sugar daddy bassist. Chris provides a place for practice, inspiration, a warm enviroment and entertainment. Chris's pseudonym is "Fredrico the Latin Fire" (Chris is from New Jersey), or raginbassist rightfully so....because...he's our bassist....and he rages... |
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| NAME: Drew Collins POSITION: Drums Drew is the pacemaker for the band...literally, if he wasn't here, there wouldn't be a band. He is the next Dave Grohl, talented in drums, vocals, guitar, bass, piano, mandolin, and he can talk out of his butt with his foot firmly placed inside...he does yoga. He provides the lyrics and is the slavedriver during practices. His pseudonym is "Oh that guy, he's a jerk" |
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| NAME: Brian Gallagher POSITION: Guitar Lead guitarist, provides arrangement for songs and well...guitar. He also is the main publicist (He brings the chicks). Also helps write extremely LONG songs...his pseudonym is Big Hoss Jim, or the "Cleft Crusader" as Drew named him. Screw drew. |
| Dying for more info? I didn't think so. Well, if you want to click on the pictures and you'll get a more indepth profile of the guys. |
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| NAME: Jason Boos POSITION: Vocals When one thinks of lead singers, one usually thinks of adjectives like, "loud" and "obnoxious" and...well, "loud". Jason most certainly fits these characteristics and was the natural choice for an up and coming musical outfit. |
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