Yahoo! GeoCities presents A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS
SLOTH versus JOHN
*updates every single damn day*
Welcome to SLOTH VERSUS JOHN. Let's explain a few things.
Who are you?
Don't you already know? We're two smashing high school seniors who normally get along when they aren't locked in an eternal contest for supremacy of nothing, yet it means everything to them. To the victor, everlasting pride; to the loser, complete and total humiliation in front of about 4 people that will last about a week.
What are you doing?
We are in a contest. No soda, no tea, no coffee, no kool aid, no ginger ale, no beer, no wine, etc. etc. The only accepted drinks will be apple juice, milk, orange juice, and water.
How am I involved?
Sloth will post his journal, and John his diary. They will chronicle their adventures (at least one month) in breaking a habit of caffeine and other delicious beverages. You will read them and praise the victor.
So, now then...I bring you to the journals. May the true God among men win.