"All work and no pay makes Jill an intern." - Anonymous
Bio: Little is known about her history. Rumour has it that she was raised by wolves in downtown Delmar. Jilly is the slowest ice cream eater in the world. Also, she is practicing for a career in being a hardened criminal by stealing candy from the bulk candy section of the Price Chopper. In addition she has a cat named Lefty (for "Leftovers"). He was a stray cat they found at their "cottage." When she was a small child she was the older sibling with the nasal voice trying to get all the attention in the Christmas videos. She is a sucker and will get you cereal if you claim to be sick. She became addicted to codeine after having her wisdom teeth removed. Jilly only knows the male's role to ballroom dancing. She was the Albany county BINGO champion for the summer of 98. She signs offline at weird times without saying bye and blames it on her internet service provider while feeding her drug addiction. Addie keeps trying to get her help but it won't work unless she helps herself. She has ignored pleas from her friends and family and often disappears for days at a time. She repeatedly says she needs "Roadrunner" which is secretly a code name for "drugs." She wants to marry Reggie Miller sometime in the near future.
Jilly showing why she is Co-President of SLOTHL. Notice the pajamas she is wearing. She wears them all day every day and frequently falls asleep at random intervals.
Jilly being lazy sunbathing naked by her Olympic-sized swimming pool. Moments after this picture was taken she fell asleep and rolled into the pool. She was lucky that the Sarah the lifeguard jumped in and saved her because she doesn't know how to swim.
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Jilly is the slowest ice cream eater in the world. Also, she is practicing for a career in being a hardened criminal by stealing candy from the bulk candy section of the Price Chopper. In addition she has a cat named Lefty (for "Leftovers"). He was a stray cat they found at their "cottage." When she was a small child she was the older sibling with the nasal voice trying to get all the attention in the Christmas videos. She is a sucker and will get you cereal if you claim to be sick. She became addicted to codeine after having her wisdom teeth removed. Jilly only knows the male's role to ballroom dancing. She was the Albany county BINGO champion for the summer of 98. She signs offline at weird times without saying bye and blames it on her internet service provider while feeding her drug addiction. Addie keeps trying to get her help but it won't work unless she helps herself. She has ignored pleas from her friends and family and often disappears for days at a time. She repeatedly says she needs "Roadrunner" which is secretly a code name for "drugs." She wants to marry Reggie Miller sometime in the near future.
Jilly showing why she is Co-President of SLOTHL. Notice the pajamas she is wearing. She wears them all day every day and frequently falls asleep at random intervals.
Jilly being lazy sunbathing naked by her Olympic-sized swimming pool. Moments after this picture was taken she fell asleep and rolled into the pool. She was lucky that the Sarah the lifeguard jumped in and saved her because she doesn't know how to swim.
If you want to email SLOTHL click here - [email protected].
Back to the SLOTHL Members Page
Back to the SLOTHL Fact Page
Back to the SLOTHL Introduction Page
Jilly showing why she is Co-President of SLOTHL. Notice the pajamas she is wearing. She wears them all day every day and frequently falls asleep at random intervals.Jilly being lazy sunbathing naked by her Olympic-sized swimming pool. Moments after this picture was taken she fell asleep and rolled into the pool. She was lucky that the Sarah the lifeguard jumped in and saved her because she doesn't know how to swim.
If you want to email SLOTHL click here - [email protected].
Back to the SLOTHL Members Page
Back to the SLOTHL Fact Page
Back to the SLOTHL Introduction Page
