Geek of Information Technology, Geek of Music, Geek of Computer Management.
I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring, without life or meaning.
I'm a little taller than most. I'm a little rounder than most.
My age is 30-39.
I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull. Getting paid for it!
I refuse to categorize myself on UNIX.
Our paranoid admin won't let us install perl! Says it's a "hacking tool".
I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS. But that varies... But someday I'd like to say: "I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games. Getting paid for it!"
I refuse to categorize myself on Emacs.
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature. But someday I'd like to say: "I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem. I have the latest version of Netscape, and wander the web only when there's something specific I'm looking for."
I read all the news in a select handful of groups.
I've submitted a question, but it has never been incarnated.
Kibo? I don't even know what that is...
I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at least one DLL.
I finally managed to get OS/2 installed but wasn't too terribly impressed.
Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.
VMS? I don't even know what that is...
Oppose sex education, abortion rights, gay rights. Rush Limbaugh is my spokesman.
Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much as possible.
I refuse to categorize myself on Cypherpunks.
I don't have anything to hide.
It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those conventions. Those people are kooks. But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"
I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it. But someday I'd like to say: "Babylon 5 certainly presents a fresh perspective in the Sci-Fi universe. I watch it weekly."
This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes. I'll periodically debate online. I've Converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA. But that varies...
Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.
I just leave the tv on, to make sure I don't miss anything.
I read the newspaper and the occasional book.
I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it.
I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too.
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
My tendencies on this issue range from: "I learned everything there is to know about life from the "Hitchhiker's Trilogy".", to: "Got an Associate degree."
Married with children - Al Bundy can sympathize.
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
Male. I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.
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