From the moment I heard Frau
Say I had a clone
I knew that I'd be safe
'Cause I'd never be alone
An evil doctor shouldn't
Speak a lot about his feelings
My hurt and my pain
Don't make me too appealling
I'd hoped Scott
Would look up to me
Run the business
Of the family
Head an evil empire
Just like his dear old dad
Give him my love
And the things I never had
Scott would think
I was a cool guy
Return the love I have
Make me want to cry
Be evil
But I have my feelings, too
Change my life with Oprah
And Maya Angelou
But Scott rejected me
C'est la vie
Life is cruel
Treat you unfairly
Even so,
A god there must be
Mini-me
You complete me
Uh-huh
Yeah
Yeah
Just me and you
Getting jiggy with it
Yeah
Mmm
Quite pleasant, really
Number Two, in deep voice: You and I