If I'm happy...clap my "WHAT"???
JEEZE!!
I'm hot!
I'm sweaty!
I'm tired!
My feet hurt!
My hands are all cut up from bamboo!
If the Army had issued undies, I'd have a wedgy right now!
Mosquito bitten!
I stink!
Got leeches hangin' off my butt!
My gear weighs around a hundred pounds!
Ain't had no sleep!
My hair's a mess and...
people have been shooting at me!!
I'll pass for now, thank-you!
(Sloop somewhere in the Central Highlands)