Stupid Jokes
How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.
A stupid man spent the evening with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain. "You can't go home in this," said the host, "you'd better stay the night." "That's very kind of you," said the man, "I'll just pop home and get my pajamas."
A man telephoned London. "How long does it take to get to New York?" "Just a minute." "Thanks very much."
How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and shouts Rover.
Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned-out lightbulbs to use in his dark room.
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