Sex Jokes
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a pub and a clitoris?
A guy can find a pub.
Why do men find if difficult to make eye contact?
Because breasts don't have eyes.
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard.
Short sex jokes -
He says, "Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made love." She says, "Well I can and that's why we're not!"
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now!"
Sex between a man and a women can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man an the right woman.
Long sex jokes -
A young couple on their first date had sex which was over in a matter of seconds. Feeling rather proud of himself, the boy said: "If I'd known you were a I virgin, I'd have taken more time." The girl replied: "If I'd known you were going to take more time, I'd have taken off my panty hose."
A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood. So the boy stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happening. "A police car has just called at the Hamiltons' house, the Chandlers are taking delivery of a new wardrobe, and the Mitchell's are having sex." Hearing this, the boy's parents shot bolt upright. "How do you know the Mitchells are having sex?" "Because their kid is standing on the balcony too."
A guy was told he had just 24 hours to live, so he decided to go home and make passionate love to his wife. He crept into the bedroom, slid into bed and for the next three hours enjoyed the wildest sex he'd ever experienced. Finally exhausted, he crawled into the bathroom where he was surprised to find his wife lying in the bath with a mudpack on her face. "How did you get in here?" he asked. "Sssh!" she said. "You'll wake my mother."
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