I want to be the male counterpart of Elvira. Who wouldn't? She's beautiful, boys dig her, girls envy her, and she's macabre. We already have a few things in common! She can dress like a whore and not feel bad about it. She carries around an awesome dagger, has a cheesey sense of humor, loves to be the center of attention, craves sex, is incredibly morbid, and is loved by almost everyone!
Now, if that's not me, I don't know what is. So, there you have it, Elvira and I are practically siblings. I wouldn't be surprised if we were somehow related. Now, all I have to do, is keep working on my boi whoriness, and we'll be one in the same. home