this is not me. but it's a funny picture. do you like it? I like it.
This is my first real website, though it's undergone a few mutations since it was unleashed upon the public back in 2001. The design isn't overly complicated, partly because I don't know any java or flash (yet). Well, maybe someday. You should have seen the way it used to be though, with endless corridors and trapdoors and hidden links and all that shit. It was great to confuse the hell out of everyone, but I had to streamline everything if I wanted people to actually keep coming back. That's the price you pay I guess. But I am proud of this site, which I created mainly because a bunch of my friends were making their own. I wanted to make mine different, though, from your average "here's me, I like food, my favorite color is green, here are some pics of my friends, here is a link to amnesty international". So this slingyonline nonsense is sort of an answer to that. Anyway I've been updating this site semiregularly, putting on new pages and updates and so forth, though if you've been around long enough you'll know that the next update could be anywhere between next tuesday and a year from now. Hey, I've got things to do. Sometimes. But do look around, read and learn (there's a hell of a lot to read now) and report back to me with opinions and suggestions. Seriously, I need suggestions. I want to know what the hell you people actually think of this thing that I am striving over in order to entertain you, you fat lazy bastards that eat deep-fried twinkies and watch Maury Povich all day. You know, you can just-- ah, now look what you've gone and made me do. Look, just email me or sign my guestbook and let me know you're out there.
Requisite thanks to bob, jaron, sam, matt and blenden, who have all helped
out at various stages of this site's construction and without whom this site
would not have been possible.
Well, hope you enjoy this website. Any comments/questions/complaints can be directed to [email protected]. Have a good day.