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| After having their 11th child, a dim witted couple decided that enough was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctors and told him the he and his wife didn't want any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy and that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold it up to your ear and count to ten. The husband says to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can and holding it to my ear will help me." "Trust me, it will do the trick," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5", at which point .he paused, he placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on the other hand!!!!! |
| After having their 11th child, a not so smart couple decided that enough was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctors and told him the he and his wife didn't want any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy and that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold it up to your ear and count to ten. The husband says to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can and holding it to my ear will help me." "Trust me, it will do the trick," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5", at which point .he paused, he placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on the other hand!!!!! |
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| A little boy comes running into the house saying," Mum, Dad has fallen into the bonfire!" Mum said, " Great, we'll have a barbecue." |
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| A little boy comes running into the house saying," Mum, Dad has fallen into the bonfire!" Mum said, " Great, we'll have a barbecue." |
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