A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that vanq axe used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those mages dance
And maybe I�d be happy for awhile
But fighting wizards made me shiver
With every ebolt they delivered
Bad news for lumberjacking
I couldn�t take one more swing
I can�t remember if I cried
When I heard how much speedhackers fly
But something touched me deep inside
The day the vanq axe died

So bye bye lumberjacking pride
Looked through my backpack for my vanq axe
Used it but still was dispatched
Those mages were sending mindblasts to my backside
Singing "this�ll be the day that you die"
"This�ll be the day that you die"

Do you fight wearing ringmail gloves
Painted red with a mage�s blood
And swing an axe with a huge heave ho
Do you believe in concussion blows
Can less mana save your no resist soul
Even though you�re swinging that axe real slow
Well I know that you�re in love with it
Cause I saw you do a 50 hitpoint hit
You gave the mage a new hairdo
And a really deep tattoo
I tried lumberjacking with little luck
My opponents were very rarely struck
I finally accepted that I su*ked
The day the vanq axe died

I started singing bye bye lumberjacking pride
Looked through my backpack for my vanq axe
Used it but still was dispatched
Those mages were sending mindblasts to my backside
Singing "this�ll be the day that you die"
"This�ll be the day that you die"

I met a guard with dark brown shoes
And asked for the scenario news
But he ignored me and walked away
I went down to the sandstone store
To a place where I�d bought axes before
But the vendor said no more were for sale
In Britain�s streets the spammers screamed
Pets were sold and ice staves gleamed
From me no words were spoken
My heart was too far broken
The one skill I�d admired most
Lumberjacking, which was now toast
I ditched while I was still a ghost
The day the vanq axe died

I was thinking bye bye lumberjacking pride
Looked through my backpack for my vanq axe
Used it but still was dispatched
Those mages were sending mindblasts to my backside
Singing "this�ll be the day that you die"
"This�ll be the day that you die"

*Inspired by "American Pie" by Don Mclean


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