Orcish Lord


He was an orc
She was a savage
Listen to me, I�m serious
He was a lord
She wore orc masks
Every single day
He wanted her
She�d never tell
Secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her clan, stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his ringmail clothes

He was an orcish lord
She said see you later orc
He wasn�t good enough for her
Her tribal painted face
Covered in phony hate
But in the end what was it worth

The scenario done
She sits at home
Feeding the ridgebacks, she�s all alone
There�s a sound by the sea
Guess what she sees
Orcish lord disrupting pvp
She calls to her friends
They already know
They�re going out closer to see the show
She goes along, looks at the fight
The orc�s killing feluccites

He was an orcish lord
She said see you later orc
He wasn�t good enough for her
Now he�s an orc chopper
Chopping with his sharp axe
Dropping the humans to the earth

He was an orcish lord
She said see you later orc
He wasn�t good enough for her
Now he�s an orc chopper
Chopping with his sharp axe
Dropping the humans to the earth

Tribal girl you missed out
Eat a turnip, that orc�s mine now
I�m the one that�s his girlfriend
We spend nights killing tillermen
Too bad that you couldn�t see
The chopper that lord could be
And with me right by his side
That great orc will never die

He�s just an orc
I�m a succubus
Listen to me, I�m serious
We are in love
Haven�t you heard
How we crush the hummies� world

I�m with the orcish lord
I said see you later orc
After the fight I�ll wait near Cove
Then we�ll go down the road
Singing a song we wrote
About a savage he used to know

I�m with the orcish lord
I said see you later orc
After the fight I�ll wait near Cove
Then we�ll go down the road
Singing a song we wrote
About a savage he used to know




*Inspired by "Sk8ter Boi" by Avril Lavigne


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