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Cassi - My friend, my ally; for three long years we have known each other, and all the while never getting too close to one another. Its weird, really. How I generally hump the hell out of all my friends, yet never humped you. Strange. |
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My Boyfriend, Billy - I have known you for a good long while, and having your love child was the best experience of my life. I want to apologize for throwing your bike off the gazebo that day, because I should have done that a long time before, like maybe a day before or something. I love ya my dood. |
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My KC - I have known you for about a year and a half now, and the only bad experience we have had was when I knocked over your pizza, and let's just say that complications arose. Bad complications. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that i still love you and enjoy all the good lunch times we have had. Good times. |
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Samantha - The hot one. Passing the jawbreaker was really cool, and it was the best time of my life, even if it made Rebecca really angry. Since Rebecca and I have broken up, you now have my number. Give me a call sometime. Or later. Or not. |
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Shannon - My really cool Catholic friend who is always there (except for that one time) if I need someone to talk to. And if you need someone to talk to then I shall be right here or over yonder. I promise to hold and to have you for as long as Rebecca doesn't find out. |
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Nia - Plenty of fine times, what with Fryar's class and the football game, and plenty of lunch times. I hope to revive those past times and make a current happening. Lots of love and good fortune. |
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Lindsey - Oh here it goes. How about all the conversations? Or maybe all the long talks we had? Plenty of fun. Anywho, I'm coming to see you in the very near future, sooner than you think. You'll always have "that" place in my life, in me. By the way, we need to talk. |
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Eric - You are such an panzi asshole, but I still appreciate everything you do for me, like taking me places, and giving me head, and all that nonesuch. Anywho, be good, and do try to get laid. |
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Nick - Some people don't like you, and the others just don't know you. But don't be distressed, because I still like you, just try not to say stupid things around girls. |
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JD - The head was really good, as was the threesome with Satan. Thanx for hanging out with such a loser like me, even though I'm really bad for your reputation. Love and Anal!!! |
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Eliza - You follow me really close, and always bitch at me for stuff that I can't help, and when I touch your butt in the morning, you get really pissed off because you "aren't a morning person." but I still love you. |
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