Hasheesh screamed, "Gimme back my lucky chicken foot!" but the girl ran all the way to China. In China, the girl took the foot from her pocket, and an old Chinese man eyed it and suddenly started screaming something in Chinese. Incidentally, the girl knew how to speak Chinese. The man was saying to her, "Put some clothes on, you dirty little child," with a slight grin.
Georgia, feeling very unScoutish, got a kimono. She decided to make a wish on her chicken's foot. Suddenly, the old man did not have any clothes! Georgia began laughing at him, because he didn't have a kimono and she did. Then she realized that her wish had gone terribly wrong! She had wished the man to disappear, not his clothes!
In a fit of rage, Georgia threw the chicken's foot over a nearby bridge, where it struck someone on the back of his head, and then sank to the bottom of the river. Wondering why someone was in the river, Georgia made her way to the water to investigate. The person with this bump on his head turned out to be Drake Bell!
Georgia was so excited to see Drake was there. As she waved to him, she lost her balance and fell over the railing and into the river herself. Drake, being the awesome, courageous, dauntless man that he was, swam over to her, through a school of feeding sharks, just to save her kimono clad heiney. As he brought her to the bank of the river, she could only do so much as stare into his eyes with a loving gaze.
Finally out of the river, Drake found a towel that just happened to be lying around, and gave it to Georgia shyly.
"Thanks, but you need it more than I do." she muttered, while giggling. Drake had lost his swim shorts while he saved her.
Drake turned a deep shade of red and wrapped the towel around his waist, "So, uhm..." suddenly he was at a loss for words.
Georgria looked away shyly, "So, what brings you to China?"
Drake looked around, "Honestly, I came here because I wanted to...I've always to get my fortune cookie in China; know what I mean?"
Georgia looked back at him, eyes dreamily starring, "Oh yeah! I forget what I came here for, actually."
Drake began to move away, feeling self-conscious, "Well, I've gotta go talk to a man about a chicken's foot," he said, looking toward a boat passing by on the river.
Georgia got excited, "I just flung a chicken's foot at the back of your head, man!"
He turned back to her, "That was you who threw that thing at me! Why you little-" then he stopped, looked at the river and dived in, searching for the foot. The little girl decided to leave the river bank, even though she was reluctant to leave the presence of Drake.
As she turned to walk away, she pumped right into the naked Chinese man. Resurfacing after a short moment, gasping for air, the foot clutched safely in his hand, Drake noticed a dorsal fin protruding from the calm water.
The chinese man asked Georgia for a pair of pants, but all that Georgia could find was Drake's shorts, she didn't want to give them away. Georgia shrugged and turned back toward the river, only to notice that Drake was circled by sharks.
Noticing that Drake had the chicken's foot clutched in his hand, Georgia began to scream, "Wish! Make a wish! Wish away the sharks!"
The sharks were closing in on Drake. All of a sudden, one clutched its jaws around his leg and began dragging him upstream. Drake did as he was told, desperate to get away from the sharks.
Suddenly, Drake was no longer in China...Drake was, for some odd reason, at a school in Cornwall, Ontario, down a back hall, watching a bunch of people scream and yell and overall create chaos.
Lynne jumped up from her spot on the blanket in the middle of the hallway, "DRAKE!!" she screamed, running toward Drake. Poor Lynne tripped and took a tumble, stopping at Drake's feet. Daisy dropped her sandwhich, totally forgetting about a certain person and screamed, "TOTALLY KYLE!!"
Lynne turned to her, "We've already determined that."
"Yap," Daisy replied.
Lynne got up, and stood face to face with Drake. "DRAKE!!" she yelled again.
Drake winced and stepped back, "Uhm, obviously you know who I am," he said quietly, although no one could hear him over the screaming coming from Nat and Kayla as they fought over Carlos.
Just then, a certain guy (with a cute bum) that shall remain anonymous, jumped in front of Drake, trying to pick a fight.
Drake yelled out, "Hey! I'm looking for my chicken foot...who has it?" He had to holler to hear himself over the roar of chaos.
The anonymous guy, who shall remain anonymous no longer, was aptly named Butt Guy, in honour of his sexy bum. Butt Guy held the chicken foot up, "I've got it...and I hear you play a mean guitar. I challenge you to a duel."
And so the two battled it out. Drake apparently had come prepared with a guitar gun. He started squeezing out rounds through the halls. Suddenly, one of the strings on Drake's guitar snapped and hit Butt Guy in the eye. Everyone fell silent. A teacher came down the hall, and broke the silence, saying, "Be careful where you put your eyeballs," as the eyeball rolled to a stop at his foot.
Lynne screamed, "Ma--I mean Butt Guy!" she was about to run to his side, when she remembered she didn't like him. Hmmm, she thought, and grabbed Butt Guy's guitar and ran away.
Having a hard time running with the guitar, Lynne trips again.
"Hey," Drake said, "You'n'me, we'll play now."
Lynne, ecstatic about jamming with Drake, realized she didn't know how to play guitar, and decided to improvise by just picking any odd string. The odd string just happened to be too tight, and broke.
