Quotes
"I wish I could fuck pudding in the ass."
                                                            -Lewis


"Does clicking the execute button again? (It should)"
                                                            - Tom "Stupid Ass" Briggs (aka: Baby Bitch Tits)


"I hope someday his boobs get as big as his dad's."
                                                            -Me (Referring to BBT)


"I'm telling you, man, I don't know shit about shit anymore."
                                                            -Andy on the harmfull effects of drug use


"Maybe I'm not the minority. Maybe I'm the maturity."
                                                            -Erica on why she doesn't do drugs



"Next time you send someone and e-mail... remove anything that shows you were looking at 'Free Penis.'"
                                                            -Scott


"We can still call it Tweedle."
                                                            -Lewis


"I'm just not that emotionable."
                                                          
-Erica

"You have to get it hot and beat it."
                                                            -Amber trying to explain the smelting process


"This is Justin. He always 'just got up.' "
                                                            -Becky


"He doesn't drink? What, is he like homophobic or something?"
                                                            -Dave

"And when I say 'pretty,' I mean 'pretty cool.'"
                                                                                 -Erica


Me: It's not too hard, but it's definitely not soft.
Erica: Yeah, that's how I like it... My music that is!

"I didn't know butlers had names."
                                                                                 -Tabby


Me: Do you know where Du Bois is?
Gabby: Like Idaho?
Me: No, not like Idaho.

"An ass is taking over your life."
                                                                                 -Amber


Tabby: Here's a prostitute who was killed by having a chair leg shoved through her eye and into her brain.
Me: Ow...
Jen: Jeez, if she's not good, just don't pay her.

Erica: We should eat this syrup.
Me: I dunno, it's kinda old. Does it last forever?
Erica: (Shrugs) No... maybe... two pancakes...

"Yeah, you should sleep more...That's probably why you're so tired."
                                                                                 -Holly

Me: Did you see where over 11,000 French people died just recently?
Gabby: No...Where?
Me: In France...

"Your dad can't smoke, cause if he did he would blow up half of Huntingdon."
                                                                                 -Spayd
(My dad works for a heating oil company, but Spayd seems to think he contols the world's fossil fuel supply.)

"God, you're like a little mushroom down here... I'm gonna start calling you 'Shroom' from now on."
                                                                                 -My Mom
(When I work on animations or the website, I'm downstairs with all the lights off. It's like my little cave. Or manure pile...)

Me: Look, I just washed these pants, and that stain is still there.
Courtney: (Very thoughtfully) Hmm... It must not have come out.

"You're  the nicest guy I know... sometimes... When you're not making me cry..."
                                                                                 -Holly

"I'm sort of a punctuation hippie... while you're more of a punctuation crack fiend."

Holly: I'm looking for a new therapist. (To replace me)
Me:
Hmm... Was I getting paid before?
Holly: Yeah, payments of my friendship and respect.
Me:
Oh. So... I work cheap, then, huh?
Holly: ...Why am I friends with you?

"You're such an asshole! Why am I even friends with you?"
                                                                                 -Scott

"You're so goddamn weird. Why the hell am I friends with you?"
                                                                                 -Krystina

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