| Quotes |
| "I wish I could fuck pudding in the ass." -Lewis "Does clicking the execute button again? (It should)" - Tom "Stupid Ass" Briggs (aka: Baby Bitch Tits) "I hope someday his boobs get as big as his dad's." -Me (Referring to BBT) "I'm telling you, man, I don't know shit about shit anymore." -Andy on the harmfull effects of drug use "Maybe I'm not the minority. Maybe I'm the maturity." -Erica on why she doesn't do drugs "Next time you send someone and e-mail... remove anything that shows you were looking at 'Free Penis.'" -Scott "We can still call it Tweedle." -Lewis "I'm just not that emotionable." -Erica "You have to get it hot and beat it." -Amber trying to explain the smelting process "This is Justin. He always 'just got up.' " -Becky "He doesn't drink? What, is he like homophobic or something?" -Dave "And when I say 'pretty,' I mean 'pretty cool.'" -Erica Me: It's not too hard, but it's definitely not soft. Erica: Yeah, that's how I like it... My music that is! "I didn't know butlers had names." -Tabby Me: Do you know where Du Bois is? Gabby: Like Idaho? Me: No, not like Idaho. "An ass is taking over your life." -Amber Tabby: Here's a prostitute who was killed by having a chair leg shoved through her eye and into her brain. Me: Ow... Jen: Jeez, if she's not good, just don't pay her. Erica: We should eat this syrup. Me: I dunno, it's kinda old. Does it last forever? Erica: (Shrugs) No... maybe... two pancakes... "Yeah, you should sleep more...That's probably why you're so tired." -Holly Me: Did you see where over 11,000 French people died just recently? Gabby: No...Where? Me: In France... "Your dad can't smoke, cause if he did he would blow up half of Huntingdon." -Spayd (My dad works for a heating oil company, but Spayd seems to think he contols the world's fossil fuel supply.) "God, you're like a little mushroom down here... I'm gonna start calling you 'Shroom' from now on." -My Mom (When I work on animations or the website, I'm downstairs with all the lights off. It's like my little cave. Or manure pile...) Me: Look, I just washed these pants, and that stain is still there. Courtney: (Very thoughtfully) Hmm... It must not have come out. "You're the nicest guy I know... sometimes... When you're not making me cry..." -Holly "I'm sort of a punctuation hippie... while you're more of a punctuation crack fiend." Holly: I'm looking for a new therapist. (To replace me) Me: Hmm... Was I getting paid before? Holly: Yeah, payments of my friendship and respect. Me: Oh. So... I work cheap, then, huh? Holly: ...Why am I friends with you? "You're such an asshole! Why am I even friends with you?" -Scott "You're so goddamn weird. Why the hell am I friends with you?" -Krystina |