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| So last semester I had this Intro to Poetry class, right? And the professor was this old as dirt guy that got sick and had to leave school. So the guy they replaced him with was this total douche named Ken. I hate Ken. So one day, Ken tells us we have to write a poem in class. And of course, the poem must be on Quantum Mechanics. Now I wouldn't know Quantum Mechanics if it jumped up and bit my face off. But I played along and wrote his stupid poem. Here's the poem I wrote along with a recreation of the little drawing I made at the top of the page. |
| Ah Quantum Mechanics, Thanks for everything you do. Keep my atoms from exploding, And keep me on this little rock. Don't let me drift into space. Dark, scary, outter space. Keep me at the inner space Where I can eat my food. My food stays in one place Thanks to you, And I eat it all up. Munch, munch, munch. I imagine for a moment What my life would be If I didn't have you. Ooh, scary, scary life. So thanks again Quantum Mechanics For all the great things you do. You are so good to all of us. Quantum Mechanics, I love you! |
| That was probably the stupidest thing I had ever written. And it was all thanks to Ken, that prick. However, the more I looked at the little guy I had drawn, the more I liked him. Sure he was drawn all rough and disproportionate, but he just had this likability to him that I couldn't put my finger on. I realized that I had gotten more out of the ten seconds it took me to draw him than I had out of that whole crappy poem that I didn't even have time to make rhyme. Realizing the importance of my discovery, I tried to enlighten the guy sitting next to me, but received a swift punch in the neck in response. I named the little drawing guy Quantum Mechanic Man in honor of the shitty poem that spawned him. Then I realized what a stupid name that was and shortened it to just Quantum Mechaman. It has a certin ring to it. I wasn't satisfied with him, though. He didn't seem to command that degree of respect that the name Quantum Mechaman implies. So I redrew him to fit his name more accordingly. |