| Some1 is madly in luv w/ you. You guys will hook up, and your crush will ask you out. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't send this to at least 10 people by @ least 10:00 tonight you will have bad luck in you love life for the rest of your life. This is not a stupid one or a fake.Just copy and paste Start sendin!!! no send baks! |
| I was just sitting here tonight, minding my own business, when someone sent this to me on AIM. I immediately shit myself with excitement, and proceeded to thank the person who sent this to me over and over again for bestowing this gift upon me. Who would have thought? Some1 is madly in luv w/ me! Holy fucking horse balls!!! And not only that, but we will hook up, and my crush (I'm going to assume that's the person who is madly in luv w/ me...) will ask me out! Then, just as the icing on the cake, tomorrow will be the best day of my life... Well fuck me sideways, does it even get any better than that? But wait, what's this? I have to copy and send that message to at least 10 people? And I also have to do it by @ least 10:00? Tonight?!?! Well fuck me, I spent too long celebrating my new found fortune.... So let's see what that.... means.... BAD LUCK IN MY LOVE LIFE??? FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE??? NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Wait a second... I think I've heard of these things before. They're just stupid little games people play, and they're always fake. It doesn't even-- oh... it says it's not a stupid one... or a fake... Well, there's that then... Okay, here's my new rule. Starting right now, the next person who sends me this kind of shit is getting a severe ass-kicking. But that's only if you're doing it just to be funny. If you're sending this kind of fecal matter around because you actually believe in it, then I take back anything nice I ever said about you, and I never want to talk to you again. And yes, I'm totally fucking serious. If you're one of those people that send it along because "you just never know ;)" then I want you to do yourself and the world a favor and just kill yourself right now. The world doesn't need your kind of self-inflicted, insecure, hopefull-romantic, pseudo-hippie bullshit anymore. So fuck off. And if you fucking people insist on sending this kind of nonsense, at least fucking spell half the words right, and cut your little cute abbreviations out of it. Hell, I'd settle for you just being consistant. If you use "@" in place of "at," then do it at every occurance of the word, not just for the one time you didn't feel like typing those TWO REALLY HARD LETTERS. And spell "back" right, you fuckers. I'm getting a headache from all this raging. And I can't feel my left arm... Time for a Joust break... (flap flap flap flap flap get outta here unbeatable flap flap flap flap flap boom flap flap flap flap flap boom do da loo da loo flap flap flap flap flap ah nathan p oh no flap flap flap flap flap flap boom flap flap flap ahhhhhh flap flap flap flap booom THY GAME IS OVER) |