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| You say "tomatoe", I say "Hey, there's no E in tomato..." |
| What, you've never seen someone with ketchup all over their face before? Come on, it's not all that weird. In this picture, I'm thinking of how badly I smell of ketchup. That smell didn't leave for a few days... |
| I'm going to resist the urge to make a joke about females and the menstrual cycle here... No really, I'm not going to do it. Seriously, that would be way too easy. I don't take the easy ones anymore. I'm not making a vagina joke. Period. |
| Mmm, gotta stop for a late night snack. My pinky looks wicked pointy for some reason here. Drinking that much ketchup might do that to you. Note: I did not actually drink the ketchup here. |
Seriously, I'm not going to make a menstruation joke. |
| Well there you have it. That's how easy it is to make your own suicide video. Useful for getting some quick cash from the insurance company or that little extra attention from that asshole of a parent/legal guardian of yours. And if that doesn't work, you can always post it on the internet and try to entertain your friends with it. |