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| After the response from my friend, I checked the picture again and to see what he was talking about and saw, sure enough, that I appeared to me looking for Free Penis. Luckily for me, the windows were still open and I opened them to see what they were. As it turns out, my roommate was looking at methods to... ahem... enlarge himself. The full title was "Free Penis Enlargement Technique." I almost died when I realized the hillarity. This is where the quote "Next time you send someone an e-mail, remove anything that shows you were looking at 'Free Penis.'" comes from. Good advice, Scott. |