faq3

FAQ III

Q: So what are you up to these days?
A: The same things I was up to those days.
Q: Which is...?
A: Nothing.
Q: Jeez, you're kind of a loser, aren't you?
A: Some people might say that.
Q: Do you even have any friends?
A: I think so...
Q: I don't like that Quantum What's-his-face. What's up with him anyway?
A: I dunno. I like him, but I just don't have the motivation to draw more of him.
Q: Why not?
A: 'Cause it's hard to draw on the computer.
Q: Wouldn't that ruin the computer?
A: What?
Q: If you drew on it.
A: No, dumbass, I mean draw pictures using it.
Q: Oh. So anyway, what are your plans for the future?
A: My plan for the immediate future is to not die. So far, so good.
Q: Retard, I've heard that before. You suck. You use other people's lines.
A: Yeah, well I've heard THAT before, too. So there.
Q: Hmm... So anyhoo, why do you hate the French so much?
A: 'Cause they're stuck-up, snotty richie bastards who think they're better than us.
Q: Is it because they wouldn't support us in the whole war on Iraq thing?
A: No, I hated them a long time before that.
Q: Do you hate Jews, too?
A: Hate is such a strong word... Heh, just kidding. I don't have a problem with kikes.
Q: That's not funny. My grandma's half Jewish.
A: I'm sorry to hear that.
Q: I hate you. I want you to die.
A: You're supposed to be asking questions...
Q: Oh, right. Um... I remember before you were talking about being in Vietnam.
A: Yeah, so?
Q: Is that true? Were you there?
A: No.
Q: Then why did you say you were?
A: Because I was trying to be funny.
Q: Well I don't get it.
A: That's okay. It wasn't very funny anyway.
Q: Do you get a lot of hate mail like that guy you have a link to?
A: I almost never get any mail. And when I do it's usually a mistyped address.
Q: I think he's pretty funny.
A: Who?
Q: That guy on that webpage that you have a link to.
A: Oh, right. Yeah, he's funny.
Q: He gets a lot of hate mail.
A: ... Yeah, I guess he does. So did you have a question, or...?
Q: Were you born in Canada?
A: No.
Q: Well you have a sweatshirt that says "Canada" on it.
A: Yeah, well you have a sweatshirt that says "Abercrombie" on it.
Q: So? It was expensive. Wearing it makes me cool.
A: Right.
Q: Why don't you wear trendy clothes.
A: Mostly because I can't afford them. Secondly because I can't afford them.
Q: Are you poor or something?
A: According to the government's definition of poverty?
Q: Yes.
A: No.
Q: ... I'm confused...
A: I'm not poor, but I don't seem to have any money.
Q: Why not? All you do is work.
A: Yeah, well, that's how it is with money.
Q: Hmm, this page is almost full. Got anything funny to say to wrap things up?
A: Uh, nope.
Q: Wow, you do suck.
A: Only if you ask nicely.
Q: Fag...

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