| Animations |
| Hoss Man "Special Edition" My first Flash animation ever. See that fat bastard get what was coming to him for a while. Now with "sound!" |
| All animations, unless otherwise noted, require Macromedia Flash Player to view. Go here to get the newest version. It's free you cheap bastard, so you don't have an excuse not to. All animations also contain a rating for content. Check here for a listing of ratings and what they mean. For a seperate page about each animation, click the link next to it that says "More Info." This will tell you all kinds of cool information, such as background of the animation, funny stories and such, and much more. |
| Date Published: 9/12/03 Running Time: About 9 seconds File Size: 180 kb Frames: 110 Time to create: 12 almost straight hours More Info- Coming Soon |
| The White Car Episode 1 The first in a series (hopefully) about a little white car and the people that have owned it. Not sure how this'll shape up. |
| Date Published: 9/16/03 Running Time: About 42 seconds File Size: 181 kb Frames: 501 Time to create: 4 days More Info- Coming Soon |
| Suicide (GIF) Outdated now, but good while it lasted. This was the first animation I put on the site. The one that started it all... |
| Date Published: 8/11/03? Running Time: Maybe 2.5 seconds? File Size: 564 kb Frames: 11 Time to create: About 3 hours More Info- Coming Soon |
| Wait for the page to load COMPLETELY before clicking play. Well, you can click it before if you want, but nothing will happen. Working on a way to have a loading screen... |
| Old Shit |
| BreakDance (GIF) The first animation I ever made. Sigh... Those were the good old days. No story to this one. It's a stick guy breakdancing. |
| StickFight1 (GIF) The second animation I made. This highly original concept has to stick figures fighting each other. As if there weren't enough of them on the internet. |
| Date Published: 06/15/02? Running Time: Less than 1 second File Size: 8.54 kb Frames: 12 Time to create: About 1 hour More Info- Coming Soon |
| Date Published: 06/17/02? Running Time: About 23 seconds File Size: 47.4 kb Frames: 39 Time to create: About 2.5 hours More Info- Coming Soon |
| Restaurant I guess you could say this is what I feel like doing at work. I guess you could say I just might someday. I guess you can go fuck yourself. |
| Date Published: 10/16/03 Running Time: About 65 seconds File Size: 181 kb Frames: 777 Time to create: About 10-15 hours More Info- Coming Soon |
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| Push The Button It might have been because it was 4:00 in the morning, or it might have been the 17 cans of cherry soda, but I found this really funny at the time I made it. |
| Date Published: 10/22/03 Running Time: About 5.8 seconds File Size: 16 kb Frames: 71 Time to create: About 45 minutes More Info- Coming Soon |
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| Mario I can only apologize for this one. I was working on a way to make walking animations look semi-decent, and I thought the thing I had made looked kinda like Mario. So I made this... |
| Date Published: 10/28/03 Running Time: About 13.3 seconds File Size: 16 kb Frames: 161 Time to create: An hour and 15 minutes More Info- Coming Soon |
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| Phabel (.mov) The first animation I've released in almost a year... I just never finish these damn things.This will link you to another page where you can download the file. Requires Quicktime. |
| Date Published: 9/11/04 Running Time: 3 min, 16 sec. File Size: 1.42 Mb Frames: 2353 Time to create: About a week, 20-30 hrs More Info- Coming Soon |