I WANNA BE A PORNO STAR

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     Got the idea some time in ninety-two
     No one home so began to tune in to
     Some naked lady who’s name was sizzling Sue(Oh-a oh)

     It wasn’t fair that they could do this all for free
     And get paid money all for being sexually
     Now I know how my future’s gonna be(Oh-a oh)

     Don’t tell your children
     (Oh-a oh)
     What I will be then

     I wanna be a porno star
     I wanna be a porno star
     Don’t need school cause you don’t need to be smart(Oh-a-a-a oh)

     Went to audition down at the studio
     They took one look at me and said you gotta go
     You are to ugly to be in a porno(Oh-a oh)

     That was my first try
     (Oh-a oh)
     That was my last try

     I wanna be a porno star
     I wanna be a porno star
     My dream is gone I’ll never get very far
     I can't rewind and get the part(Oh-a-a-a oh) x2

     I wanna be a porno star
     I wanna be a porno star
     I wanted to get paid to have sex in a car
     Or maybe three women in the back of a bar
     The porno business broke my heart
     All from a tape in my VCR...

     I’m not a porno star...