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NOTHING
TO DO ON EASTER SUNDAY
Sitting here with nothing to do,
I decided to write a little song
for you.
It’s about a day to Jews it unknown,
Where all day long I sit alone.
Woke up in the morning looked out
my window,
Called up my friends looking for
somewhere to go.
No answer their still asleep,
So I sat by myself and started
to weep.
Then I remember that he had to
go pray,
Cause it was time for church on
Easter Sunday.
What can I do, who could I see,
Let's round up the Jews and see
a movie.
While at the movies, the women
start to swoom,
Cause I am packin' a can of macaroons.
Looks like everything’s going my way,
On this boring, boring Easter Sunday.
It's to bad that I can't go out to play,
Cause there's lots of snow on Easter Sunday.
C G D G
Well the movies over I still got
money,
Let's go do a drive by and egg
the Easter Bunny.
But then I remember maybe that
won't be fun,
Because the ratio of Jews, were
down 300 to 1.
Why aren't any of my friends with
me,
It's cold outside, thank god I
brought my yarmulke.
Is it just me or is this day very
long,
Well at least for the tenth time
I can sing this song.
Now it's time to look at the month
of may,
To see if there are any holidays
like Easter Sunday.
Getting so bored I'm running out of things to say,
On this TEDIOUS, VERBOSE, Easter Sunday.
You know those words aren't in my vocabulary,
On this non Jewish, Easter Sunday.
Easter’s over my friend’s are finally
free,
But I get depressed cause I have
no candy.
Why can’t we have a holiday to,
We can call it Kosher Easter for
the Jews.
Chocolate Matzo give me more please,
But I don’t want a bunny that lay’s
lakees.
It’s finally over oh what can I
say,
Now I have a whole year without
Easter Sunday.
Christmas is near Hanukah so that
is OK,
But I just can’t deal with Easter
Sunday.
We got Adam Sandler so whatcha
gotta say,
See ya later to Easter Sunday.
C G D G.....
