Today is gonna be the day that your gonna go to the store
And fill up your shopping cart go home then come back
for more
I don't believe that anybody could eat as much as you
now.
Fatmeat, is all you'll ever be cause all you do all day
is eat
Your belly is so big that you can't even see your feet
I don't believe that anybody could look the way, you
do now.
And every time we go out I start crying
Cause you order half the menu when we're dining
There are many diets that
could have helped you, but its to late now.
Well maybe
If you every have a baby
He won't at all
look Like a butterball
Yesterday was gonna be the day that you went on your first
date
But when you ate all those beans you began to constipate
I don't believe that anybody could look as bad, as you
now,
And all the times we used to go handgliding
And you used smile because you thought we were flying
But we were only dragging miles on the ground,
And I dont' know how.
I said maybe
Its cause your filled with gravy(x2) you'll never get
the ladies
And after all
You're a butterball
