| Hints for a successful working life |
| The Romans did not create a great empire by having planning meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity A person who smiles in the face of adversity . . . probably has a scapegoat Plagiarism saves time If at first you don't succeed, try management Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether Teamwork . . means never having to take all the blame yourself The beatings will continue until morale improves Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups We waste time, so you don't have to. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break Indecision is the key to flexibility Succeed in spite of management Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment |
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