| Tricky Questions |
| WHY DOES "TRUE ROMANCES" HAVE A FICTION EDITOR? HOW DID THEY MEASURE HAILSTONES BEFORE GOLF BALLS WERE INVENTED? SHOULD A BLIND MAN PAY FOR STAIRHEID LIGHTING? WHY ISN'T A 4X4 VEHICLE KNOWN AS A 16 VEHICLE? WHY DOES A FOOT RULE MEASURE 3 FEET AND FOLD INTO 4 SECTIONS? WHAT DOES ACRONYM STAND FOR? WHERE DO SCOTSPORT GET THE CROWD NOISES FOR FIRST DIVISION MATCHES? WHY DO PEOPLE GO TO A HEALTH CENTRE WHEN THEY ARE ILL? WHOSE BICYCLE PUMP DID DUNLOP BORROW TO BLOW UP THE FIRST PNEUMATIC TYRE? WHO TAUGHT KIRKPATRICK MACMILLAN TO RIDE A BIKE? WHY DON8T TYPEWRITERS HAVE SEPARATE KEYS FOR APOSTROPHES? HOW DO THEY ALWAYS GET FISH THE RIGHT SIZE TO FIT THE BATTER? IF A SINGLE BED IS 3ft WIDE, HOW COME A DOUBLE BED IS 4ft 6"? WHY ARE WATER BISCUITS SO DRY? WHY CAN'T YOU BUY INESSENTIAL OILS? HOW DID THE MAN WHO INVENTED THE BICYCLE KNOW IT WAS THE BICYCLE? WHAT HAPPENED TO FIRST AND SECOND LANARK? IF BANKERS CAN COUNT, WHY ARE THERE SIX WINDOWS BUT ONLY TWO TELLERS? WHERE DO THE SICK PEOPLE OF LOURDES GO? WHAT WAS THE GREATEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD? WHY DOES SOUR CREAM HAVE A SELL BY DATE? WHY DO PEOPLE WEAR BUM BAGS AT THE FRONT? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO FOOTBALL POOLS IF MANAGERS CAN'T GET A RESULT? DID THE GUY WHO LOST THE LOST CHORD HAVE IT INSURED? DID PAUL EVER GET A REPLY FROM THE EPHESIANS? IF A BRICK LANDS ON YOUR HEAD CAN YOU CLAIM A LUMP SUM? HOW MANY MORE WITNESSES DO THEY NEED BEFORE JEHOVAH'S TRIAL STARTS? WHY DO AIRCRAFT TOILETS HAVE FROSTED WINDOWS? HOW DO YOU GROW SEEDLESS GRAPES? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FIRST NINE "MALCOLM" MOVIES? WHY DO ALARMS GO OFF INSTEAD OF ON? WHY IS THERE NO OTHER WORD FOR THESAURUS? WHAT IF NOTHING HAPPENS AT THE END OF THE DAY? WHY IS ABBREVIATION SUCH A LONG WORD? WHY IS THERE NO OTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM? WHY IS THE ALPHABET IN THAT ORDER? |
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