| This man went for a job... An unemployed man goes for a job as a toilet cleaner at Microsoft. The HR bod, gives him an interview and a test with a clean bog brush. After all this is over, the HR bod says, "You've got the job. Give me your email addy and I'll send you a form to fill in, as well as the start date for the beginning of your employment." The man replies that he doesn't have a computer, let alone, email. With that, the HR bod says, "Wellll, if you don't have email, then virtually, you don't exist, so you can't have the job" The man leaves, without knowing what to do and with only 10 euros in his pocket. He then decides to go to the supermarket and to buy a case of tomatoes. Going from door to door, he sells his tomatoes and in less than two hours, succeeds in doubling his capital. He repeats this operation three times and returns to his gaff with 60 euros. Later, he realises that he could survive in this manner, so he starts working from his gaff, every day, succeeding in tripling or quadrupling his profits every day. Shortly afterwards, he buys a cart, then soon after that exchanges it for a truck. A while after he finds himself with a small fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years down the line and the man finds himself as the owner of one of the largest food distributors of the Europe. Then he thinks of the future of his family, and decides to take a life insurance policy. He calls an insurer and chooses an insurance plan. When the conversation finishes, the insurer asks for his email addy to send the proposal to him. The man replies that he doesn't have one. "Curious", says the insurer, "you don't have an email addy and you managed to build this empire. Imagine what you would be if you had one!" The man ponders on this and answers, "I'd be a toilet cleaner at Microsoft" ------------------------------------------------------------------ Moral n�01: The Internet does not solve your life. Moral n�02: If you do not have an email account and you work hard, you can become a millionaire. Moral n�03: If you received this message by email, it's sure that you are closer the life of a toilet cleaner than that of a millionaire... PS: Do not answer this post, I've left to sell tomatoes. |
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