| Temperature conversion for New England |
Here's a New Englander's Temperature Conversion Chart which relates temperatures in Fahrenheit to various human behaviors: 60 above: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens. 50 above: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe. 40 above: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down. 32 above: Distilled water freezes. Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker. 20 above: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0 degrees: People in Miami all die... New Englanders close the windows. 10 below: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in New England get out their winter coats. 25 below: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door. 40 below: Washington, DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors. 100 below: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. NewEnglanders get frustrated because they can't start the "kah". 460 below: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New England start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?" 500 below: Hell freezes over. New England Patriots win the Super Bowl and The Red Sox win the World Series. |
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