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If you had bought �1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth �49.00. With Enron, you would have �16.50 of the original �1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have less than �5.00 left. If you had bought �1,000.00 worth of Stella one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the bottles for a 5p deposit, you would now have �107.00. Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. |
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