Rush job calendar

Rush Job Calendar

MIR   FRI FRI FRI THU WED TUE
8       7     6      5      4       3        2
16    14   13    12     11     10      9
23    22   21    20     19     18      17
32    29   28    27     26     25      24
39    38   37    36     35     34      33

1. THIS IS A SPECIAL CALENDAR, WHICH HAS BEEN DEVELOPED FOR HANDLING
RUSH JOBS. ALL RUSH JOBS ARE WANTED YESTERDAY. WITH THIS CALENDAR WORK CAN BE ORDERED ON THE 7th AND DELIVERED ON THE 3rd.

2. EVERYONE WANTS WORK DONE BY FRIDAY, SO THERE ARE THREE FRIDAYS IN THE WEEK.

3. THERE ARE EIGHT NEW DAYS AT THE END OF THE MONTH FOR THOSE END OF THE MONTH JOBS.

4. THERE IS NO 1st OF THE MONTH, SO THERE CAN'T BE LATE DELIVERY OF END OF THE MONTH JOBS ON THE 1st.

5. A MONDAY MORNING HANGOVER CAN'T HAPPEN AS ALL MONDAYS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED.

6. THERE ARE NO BOTHERSOME NON-PRODUCTIVE SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS,
COMPENSATORY LEAVE OR OVERTIME TO WORRY ABOUT.

7. WITH NO 15th, 30th OR 31st, NO TIME OFF IS NECESSARY FOR BANKING
SALARIES EITHER.

8. MIRDAY - A SPECIAL NEW DAY WHICH HAS BEEN CREATED FOR THE PERFORMING OF MIRACLES. IT IS FELT THAT THE STAFF OF THE DEPARTMENT ARE REGULARLY WORKING MIRACLES ANYWAY, SO THE ALLOCATION OF A DAY PER WEEK TOWARDS THIS WILL NOT PROVE TO BE PROBLEMATICAL.