| The parrot |
| A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree and it's an absolute steal at only �20." "Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks. "Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity." "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up. "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot." So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. "F==k me. A new brothel and a new madam." "I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel," says the woman indignantly. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up. We're not prostitutes," complained the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet. A short while later, the woman's husband comes home. "Well, f==k me. A new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old clients.... How ya doin', Dave?!!" |
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