The Irish Medical Dictionary
ACHILLES    Threat of violence
ARTERY       The study of painting
ASPIRIN      Targeting ambition
BACTERIA    Back door of a cafeteria
BARIUM       What happens when patients die
BOWEL         A, E, I, O or U
CAESAREAN SECTION  A neighbourhood in Rome
CAT SCAN    Searching for kitty
CAUTERISE   Made contact with her
CO-CODAMOL   Company security system
COMA          A punctuation mark
DILATE        To live longer
ELASTIC HOSIERY  Expanding store for hoses
ENEMA        Not a friend
FESTER       Quicker
FIBULA        A little lie
HORMONE   Opposite of his moan
HYSTERECTOMY   Joke book
IMPOTENT  Distinguished, well known
INJECTION  Opposite of rejection
LABOUR PAIN   Getting hurt at work
MEDICAL STAFF   Doctor's cane
NITRATES    Cheaper than day rates
NODE    Was aware of
OUTPATIENT   A person who has fainted
PAP SMEAR   A fatherhood test
PELVIS    A cousin of Elvis
PLASTER    Wall covering
PHARMACY  Fish farm
PRESCRIPTION   List of the details
PULSE    Friends
RECOVERY ROOM   Upholstery repair room
RECTUM    Damn near killed 'em
SECRETION   Hiding something
SEIZURE    Roman emperor
STEROID    Ball-shaped
STOMA    Nursing home
TABLET    A small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS  Getting sick at the airport
TUMOUR    A couple of extras
URINE    Opposite of 'your out'
VARICOSE    Nearby
VEIN     Conceited
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