| Useful expressions for those HIGH STRESS days |
| 1. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine? 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. Do I look like a fucking people person? 4. This isn't an office, It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 6. You! Off my planet!! 7. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control. 8. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes. 9.. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 10. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 11. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? 12. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? 13. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 14. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. 15. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. 16. Earth is full, Go home. |
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