| When software companies make condoms |
| When the Software industry had badly gone down, three software giants Sun, SCO(UNIX) ,and Microsoft started producing condoms and named them Java-condo, CondomiX , and MS-Comdome respectively. A customer using Java-condo complained to Sun that the condom doesn't fit correctly. Sun replied: "Wait till we get the ISO standard". They boasted that it will fit to any size irrespective of underlying structure. Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that by the time he finshes reading the instructions, given along with condomiX, his wife sleeping and he himself forgetting why he is using CondomiX. Finally he swiched to MS-Condome. To his surprise it was so good...and comfortable!. He used it happily. Six months later he found that his wife was pregnant. He got angry and complained to Microsoft. He got his reply from Microsoft: A PATCH IS COMING SOON...! |
| Condom Advertising Slogans Extract from the Chemist & Druggist, 16 February 2002 edition: Allegedly, major retailers have started making their own condoms but kept their usual advertising slogan. For example: AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough Andrex Condoms - soft, strong and very very long Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper Carlsburg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world Coco Cola Condoms - The real thing Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!! Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going FCUK Condoms - no comment required Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide" Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach KFC Condoms - finger-lickin' good Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple Mars Condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain? Nike Condoms - Just do it Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!) Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop Renault Condoms - size really does matter! Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load Sainsbury's Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps |
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