Please circulate this message around the office and make sure everyone takes part on Friday.
The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism and we are being encouraged to demonstrate against terrorism this Friday at 12:00 hours.
It is a well-known fact that ... Al Qaeda are against alcohol consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman.
Therefore, at 12:00 this Friday, all women should run naked through the office while men chase them with a beer in their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust for Al Qaeda and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists among us (anybody who doesn't do as proposed will be deemed a terrorist, denounced to the world and shot).
Your efforts are much appreciated in the name of a free, democratic world. |
