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--Heather Hunsberger, 12-11-04

A few words of explaination: College life is interesting. To avoid studying during Finals Week, Jaime Morris, Heather Hunsberger, and I were in Jaime's room getting ready to watch "The Lost Boys." While preparing to watch the movie, Heather blurts out the above statement. "Can you believe there are 70 words for moron?" Well, 181 words later . . . we finally got to the movie. The next day we were at Midnight Breakfast, (a Longwood tradition during Finals Week) and Aden Rowe and Kat Peets read our list and added to it. Over our travels we have added more from random people we have met, and the following is that list. If you have any suggestions, please email them to me at [email protected]. Enjoy!

1. idiot
2. shithead
3. dumbass
4. dipshit
5. douchebag ho
6. dipstick
7. gaywad
8. buttmunch
9. jerk
10. dork
11. dweeb
12. twerp
13. dummy
14. peabrain
15. buttwipe
16. jackass
17. imbecile
18. retard
19. dumbshit
20. douche
21. moron
22. loser
23. asswipe
24. stupid
25. dumbhead
26. dumbbutt
27. freak
28. nerd
29. ass
30. addle pate
31. blockhead
32. bonehead
33. boob
34. cretin
35. dimwit
36. dingbat
37. dim bulb
38. dolt
39. dope
40. dumbbell
41. dumbo
42. dunce
43. bimbo
44. dunderhead
45. fool
46. goose
47. halfwit
48. ignoramus
49. lamebrain
50. loony
51. lunkhead
52. mentally defective
53. headcase
54. muttonhead
55. numskull
56. simp
57. simpleton
58. stooge
59. tomfool
60. dodo
61. dullard
62. dumb bunny
63. dumbcluck
64. oxhead
65. dumdum
66. oaf
67. birdbrain
68. spaz
69. twit
70. lightweight
71. goof
72. goofball
73. buffoon
74. drip
75. clown
76. dupe
77. illiterate
78. fathead
79. fatass
80. turkey
81. sucker
82. nitwit
83. ninny
84. nincompoop
85. nimcompoopoohead
86. omadawn
87. schmuck
88. schlemiel
89. ownshook
90. meathead
91. pushover
92. chump
93. clod
94. dumbox
95. schmozzle
96. pinhead
97. dickwad
98. dick
99. dickhead
100. dickshit
101. yoyo
102. kook
103. baboon
104. numnuts
105. lummox
106. birdie
107. missing link
108. screwball
109. mistake
110. prick
111. fag
112. faggot
113. pussy
114. wimp
115. wuss
116. whore
117. bitch
118. slut
119. ho
120. assfuck
121. psycho
122. fucker
123. fuckface
124. cunt
125. butthead
126. scumbag
127. asshole
128. vermin
129. dirtbag
130. snotnose
131. sack of shit
132. worthless sack of shit
133. old fart
134. lowlife
135. eunuch
136. rubberfaced bastard
137. bastard
138. slimeball
139. horseshit
140. dickbrain
141. slimesucker
142. sewer swinging slimeball
143. wanker
144. whackjob
145. pothead
146. stoner
147. piehole
148. cocksucker
149. asssucker
150. fuckball
151. motherfucker
152. shitfucker
153. dickhole
154. son of a bitch
155. turd
156. turd sandwich
157. pervert
158. louse
159. butt monkey
160. anal probe
161. anal-retentive bitch
162. pighead
163. wasted weed
164. unclefuckers
165. fatfuck
166. fecalphiliac
167. dyke
168. mutant
169. reject
170. poophead
171. chickenfucker
172. pissant
173. donkeyfuck
174. dingleberry
175. brat
176. snotnosed brat
177. shitsucker
178. cumdrinker
179. anklebiter
180. shrimp
181. smalldick
182. dorkweed
183. tripassho
184. assbutt
185. assmonkey
186. damnass slut
187. fudgepacker
188. punkass bitch
189. git
190. damnass
191. asscrackface
192. cracksucker
193. impotent
194. buttface
195. big fat meaniepants
196. big fat meaniehead
197. meaniebucket
198. big fat stupid meaniehead
199. stupidhead
200. genius boy
201. lameass
202. pig
203. cow
204. sausagesucker
205. twink
206. fairy
207. twinkie
208. inflate-a-butt
209. fartface
210. goonie
211. bustergonads
212. goober
213. sleazeball
214. flamer
215. beesh
216. punk
217. rectal rooter
218. airhead
219. fuckwad
220. turdfucker
221. aquatard
222. pussysucker
223. fucktard
224. punkass
225. weasel
226. weaselface
227. rat
228. snake
229. ballbreaker
230. doomass
231. pizzaface
232. zithead
233. horse’s ass
234. captain obvious
235. pansy
236. dickcheese
237. dickwad
238. shitwad
239. dillweed