"Why is this happening?"

"Billy."

"Well, that explanation was shorter than usual. It's Billy! Who's Billy?"

Xander asking Giles why all there Nightmsres are coming true.

"What are you going to do with him, anyway?"

"I'm thinking... maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know?"

Spike talking to Willie about what he's going to do with Angel

"You were right, all along, about everything.... Well, no, you weren't right about your mother coming back as a pekinese."

Giles ringing a man about the large Praying Mantis

"There's a Slayer handbook?"

"Wait, handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?"

Willow and Buffy finding out about the Slayers Handbook

"Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires, and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time!"

Giles to Buffy when Owen (her date) follows her

"There are some things I can just smell. It's like a 6th sense." "Well, actually, that would be one of the five."

Giles and Principal Snyder on the first day of school

"I have had it up to here with you four. What are you doing?"

"Nothing"

"Did I ask you to speak? .... Okay, I guess I did."

Principal Flutie to Kyle and his group

"Let me be sure I have this right - this witch is casting horrible and disfiguring spells... so that she can become a *cheerleader*?"

Giles finding out why a Witch is hurting the Cheerleaders

"You want to protect her?"

"Mm-hmm."

"And prove that you're just as good as those rich snotty guys?"

"Mm-hmm."

"Maybe catch an orgy?"

"If it's on early."

Willow and Xander talking about Buffy going to a frat party

"Maybe Buffy unplugged the phone."

"No, it's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen- year-old girl to unplug her phone."

Giles and Xander talking after Giles worns Buffy that the Order of Teracous are hunting her

"Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?"

"Maybe because they met her? Did *I* say that?"

Giles and Xander on why an invisible girl is attacking Cordelia

"How is Angel? Pretend I care."

"Getting better."

"And you're loving playing nursemaid?"

"Oh, yeah!"

"So, is it better than playing naughty stewardess?"

Buffy and Xander talking about the Injured Angel

"I was brought up a proper lady. I wasn't meant to understand things. I'm just meant to look pretty, and then someone nice will marry me. Possibly a baron."

Buffy under a spell thinking she is a noble woman

"Is Mr. I'm-the-lead-singer-I'm- so-great-I-don't-have-to-show-up-for-my-date-or-even-call going to be there?"

"Yeah. You know, he's just going by Devon now."

"Well, you can tell him that I don't care, and that I didn't even mention it, and that I didn't even see you, so that's just fine."

"So, what do I tell him?"

"Nothing. Geeze, get with the program!"

Cordelia to Oz on Devon (her latest boyfriend) being a no-show

"How many of us have lost countless productive hours plagued by unwanted sexual thoughts and feelings."

"Yes!"

"That was a rhetorical question, Mr. Harris, not a poll."

A Teacher controlled by a Demon talking to the class, Xander responds

"Oh, let me guess. That little innocent schoolgirl thing is just an act, right?"

"Yeah, yeah. She's actually an evil mastermind."

Oz and Larry talking about Willow

"Riley, look. Aren't they beautiful?" (Points to Wedding Dresses)

"Uh, yeah. They're nice. A little dressy, maybe, for school, but..."

"Riley."

"Buffy."

"I really like you. I hope you know that you mean a lot to me. And if things were different �"

"Different than what?"

"I want you to promise me that we can always be friends. And I'd really like you to be there on the day."

"The day when...?"

"The wedding!"

"The wedding. What wedding?"

"My wedding! I'm getting married, can you believe it?"

"I don't think 'no' is a strong enough word."

Buffy and Riley when Buffy is under Willows spell and wants to get married to Spike

"This is creepy. I don't like the thought that there's a vampire out there that looks like me."

"Not looks like, is."

"It's exactly like you, Will, every detail. Except for your not being a dominatrix... as far as we know."

"Oh, right. Me and Oz play mistress of pain every night."

"Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place?"

"Oh yeah."

Buffy, Xander and Willow about a Vampire Willow walking around