| A Message from the Captain |
| Greetings! As the lead member (and founder) of the Spirit of Adventure Tours, I understand that your everyday life can get a little boring. Even an entrepid international jet-setter such as myself gets a bit down in the excitement department of my soul sometimes. But fear not, adventure seekers, there is an answer. With the 'willing' cooperation of our project leader, the famous Dr. Indiana Jones, and Sallah Tours, I present to you, The Spirit of Adventure. Not only will you see the sight that is THE one and only Temple of the Forbidden Eye, but you will be guided by only the finest professionals in the field, and learn all about the inner workings of a real ancient temple. The Spirit of Adventure Tours is a fun-filled, exciting and above all educational event not to be missed by anyone. (Unless of course, they do not meet standard height requirements for our transports.) Our friendly staff is more than accomodating to people of all walks of life, and graciously await you, the right-minded hearty traveller. We have taken every precaution we can, (as advised by our excavation leaders) to ensure each tour is executed with utmost safety and care. As founder of Spirit of Adventure Tours, I hope to hear from many different adventure seekers from around to globe, and look forward to meeting them all. May your Adventures be filled with Spirit, Captain Joshua Loy |
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| Someone once donated crayons to Captain Josh for services rendered.. Since then, he's been busy. Please stop sending crayons. |