See, I attempted writing a song a couple of months ago. It's quite silly. And not very good. At all.

It just struck me as really damn funny that there is all of these guys(formerly including myself) that are wholely infatuated with this chick up in Canada. She's a pretty rockin' person. Alas, very few people really know her. Most just wish they did(myself included).

So I guess this is my first shot a song that is meant to be a song.

Not so much a tribute to a Canadian Girl.

More of a tribute to the fanboys of a Canadian Girl(myself included).

there's this Canadian Girl
I'm pretty sure she's fucking insane
she's trying to escape the interweb
it does no good
she's got nowhere to run

I want, I want, I want

I want her to be my Canadian Girl
pink and green hair depending on the day
she can be quite the drama queen
but it's okay
she never returns my e-mails anyway

so this Canadian Girl
her schedule seems filled everday
and it's come apparent I don't fit in
she sets my mind hanging on a thread
and all she can say is 'there's this other guy'

I want, I want, I want

I want her to be my Canadian Girl
she even likes green bottled alcohol
she like jesus and is sexy hot
I'm sure the colors in her head are all in hex
God help me I'm moving to toronto

You see this Canadian Girl
she ain't too sure about american guys
muttering something about arrogance
maybe I should just stick to american girls