it's me again, insignificant me again
just me again and my broken heart
how can i love again
now she's gone again?
i'm on that ship again
called a sinking heart
oh i am so lonely
i'm the man who would kill for love
i'd kill for love
oh, i am a phoney valentino
the man who would kill for
man who would kill for...
man who would kill for love
so i begin again
in all the wrong again
the types of bar again
so full o' charm
i buy the drinks again
for the thousand girls again
in the hope again
i'll find another you
oh i am so lonely
i'm the man who would kill for love
i'd kill for love
oh, i am a phoney valentino
the man who would kill for
man who would kill for...
man who would kill for love
so i begin again
begin again
begin again
right from the start
begin again
begin again
begin again
back to the drawing board
oh i am so lonely
i'm the man who would kill for love
i'd kill for love
oh, i am a phoney valentino
the man who would kill for
man who would kill for...
man who would kill for love
calling all avenging angels
vengeance, you know it tastes so good
vengeance is as cold as ice
when it has you in it's sights
when it has you in it's sights
calling all avenging angels
(angels, kick ass angels)
calling all avenging angels
(angels, kick ass angels)
you could give a call to scotland yard
or send for help from the fbi
but they won't stop a bomb going off
with only seconds on the clock
calling all avenging angels
(angels, kick ass angels)
calling all avenging angels
(angels, kick ass angels)
angel, oh angel
here to brighten up my darkest day
take me in your arms
protect me from my enemies
(enemies)
oh deadly angel, oh angel
and when they've got me on my knees -
when they're just about to do
the deadly deed, you rescue me
(rescue me)
rescue me
calling all avenging angels
(angels, kick ass angels)
calling all avenging angels
(angels, kick ass angels)
calling all avenging angels
(angels, kick ass angels)
(angels, angels, kick ass angels)
(angels, angels, kick ass angels)
what did i do wrong?
oh, you nearly drove me cuckoo.
am i really all that bad?
you're worse than hannibal lector
charlie manson, freddie kruger.
why're we still together?
oh, i can't leave you till you're dead.
you mean "till death do us part"?
i mean like cyanide, strangulation
or an axe through your head.
it was lucky for us i turned the radio on.
they say that music soothes the savage beast.
there was something in that voice
that stopped us seeing red.
the two of us would surely have ended up dead!
you stopped us from killing each other.
(tom jones, tom jones)
you'll never know, but you saved our lives.
(tom jones, tom jones)
i've never thrown my knickers at you
and i don't come from wales
still haven't solved our problem.
you mean we hate each other's guts?
still wanna poison your pizza.
and i still wanna cut off your nuts.
i phoned the marriage guidance ...
i tied the phone line round your neck.
i'm sick of all this hatred!
oh that'll be the arsenic
making you sick.
you were about to drive me over
the edge of a cliff,
as i tried to jump out
i knocked the stereo on.
you changed your mind
and then slammed on the brakes.
it was lucky for us
we bought his greatest hits!
you stopped us from killing each other.
(tom jones, tom jones)
you'll never know, but you saved our lives.
(tom jones, tom jones)
i've never thrown my knickers at you
and i don't come from wales
and now our war is over.
i've lost the urge to break your neck.
i owe my life to "what's new, pussy cat?".
"delilah" stopped me hating you
and wishing you dead.
oh, i used to call you satan.
and you were cruella deville.
but now you call me your delilah.
and now i'm not your lucifer.
and i am just a pussy cat.
but just a word of warning now ...
just in case we ever get tired of his voice.
i know the mafia, godzilla, king kong.
and i know an atom bomb
that's going for a song
you stopped us from killing each other.
(tom jones, tom jones)
you'll never know, but you saved our lives.
(tom jones, tom jones)
i've never thrown my knickers at you
and i don't come from wales
you stopped us from killing each other.
(tom jones, tom jones)
you'll never know, but you saved our lives.
(tom jones, tom jones)
i've never thrown my knickers at you
and i don't come from wales
once upon a time, i committed a crime
(i didn't do it, i didn't do it)
twenty-five years in a mask of iron
(i didn't do it, i didn't do it)
but if i said i did it for the time
you never gave to me
such a silly thing to say
i did it for the time
(one o'clock, two o'clock
three o'clock, four o'clock)
i'm so tired
i gave you all of my time
(three o'clock, four o'clock
five o'clock, six o'clock)
sick of trying
what a waste of time
i once made a vow that i never would cry
(i'm getting closer, i'm getting closer)
now i'm waiting for the hours
as the minutes go by
(i'm getting closer, i'm getting closer)
but if i said i did it for the time
you never gave to me
such a silly thing to say
i did it for the time
(one o'clock, two o'clock
three o'clock, four o'clock)
i'm so tired
i gave you all of my time
(three o'clock, four o'clock
five o'clock, six o'clock.)
sick of trying
what a waste of time
yeah
but if i said i did it for the time
you never gave to me
such a silly thing to say
i did it for the time
(one o'clock, two o'clock
three o'clock, four o'clock)
i'm so tired
i gave you all of my time
(three o'clock, four o'clock
five o'clock, six o'clock)
sick of trying
what a waste of time
(one o'clock, two o'clock
three o'clock, four o'clock)
i'm so tired
i gave you all of my time
(three o'clock, four o'clock
five o'clock, six o'clock)
sick of trying
what a waste of time
(one o'clock, two o'clock
three o'clock, four o'clock
three o'clock, four o'clock
five o'clock, six o'clock)
i know you say
i'm a crazy mixed-up lunatic
but that's okay
'cos i love you in a crazy way
the chances are
i'm not the boy you fantasised about
but give me a chance
you never know
i might brainwash you
chances are you're seeing
some other freak tonight
and hope that maybe this time
he's mister right
but if he turns out wrong
you know that i'll be there
i may be second best
but life is never fair
i wanna be there with you
i wanna be there with you
i wanna be there with you
in my own crazy mixed-up little way
i promise to take
my medication every day
just get rid of "mister 9-5"
or there will be hell to pay
i'll promise not to bark at the moon
in your neighbourhood
i'll even wear my straitjacket
it'll be no good
i know by now you probably
even hate my guts
but just don't tell me
it's because you think i'm nuts.
and if you choose a normal boy
he'd better beware
i may be second best
but life is never fair
i wanna be there with you
(ba, b'ba, ba, ba, b'ba)
i wanna be there with you
(ba, b'ba, ba)
i wanna be there with you
(ba, b'ba, ba, ba, b'ba)
in my own crazy mixed-up little way
i wanna be there with you
(ba, b'ba, ba, ba, b'ba)
i wanna be there with you
(ba, b'ba, ba)
i wanna be there with you
(ba, b'ba, ba, ba, b'ba)
in my own crazy mixed-up little way
i wanna be there with you
(ba, b'ba, ba, ba, b'ba)
i wanna be there with you
(ba, b'ba, ba)
i wanna be there with you
(ba, b'ba, ba, ba, b'ba)
in my own crazy mixed-up
my own crazy mixed-up
my own crazy mixed-up
my own crazy mixed-up little way
who's the man with the plan?
who's the man?
i am.
who's the man with the plan?
who's the man?
i am.
who's the man with the plan?
who's the man?
i am.
who's the man with the plan?
who's the man?
i am.
he's the man you cannot buy.
he's here today, but in disguise.
who's the man with the plan?
who's the man?
i am.
who's the man with the plan?
who's the man?
i am.
who's the man with the plan?
who's the man?
i am.
who's the man with the plan?
who's the man?
i am.
"well, a big man, my pal"
[laugh]
"you fool."
"oh that takes a big man. yeah, big man."
he's the man you cannot buy.
he's here today, but in disguise.
who's the man with the plan?
who's the man?
i am.
who's the man with the plan?
who's the man?
i am.
who's the man with the plan?
who's the man?
i am.
who's the man with the plan?
who's the man?
i am.
who's the man with the plan?
who's the man?
i am.
who's the man with the plan?
who's the man?
i am.
who's the man with the plan?
who's the man?
i am.
who's the man with the plan?
who's the man?
i am.
[laugh]
"you fool."
hang up your worries
stop biting all your nails
(shoo-bop, bop)
i've got a pocket full of troubles
but there's room enough
for all of yours
(shoo-bop, bop)
you've got a sweet tooth
it goes with my clean shaven looks
the two of us, we just can't fail
plus, we've got an angel
who's sent from above
it's the burger-eating
king of rock 'n' roll
it's just little old you and me
(little old you and me)
with a liddle biddy help from elvis
(liddle biddy help from elvis)
it's just little old you and me
(little old you and me)
with a liddle biddy help from elvis
(liddle biddy help from elvis)
this could be one of the
greatest love affairs
(shoo-bop, bop)
just you and me
and the king he makes three
(shoo-bop, bop)
we could rob a bank
and get away scot-free
'cos elvis knows the FBI
buddy holly and jimmy dean
could come to our wedding in the sky
it's just little old you and me
(little old you and me)
with a liddle biddy help from elvis
(liddle biddy help from elvis)
it's just little old you and me
(little old you and me)
with a liddle biddy help from elvis
(liddle biddy help from elvis)
it all went wrong one saturday night
when we were watching tv
elvis got angry and shot at the screen
but instead he got you and me
it's just little old you and me
(little old you and me)
with a liddle biddy help from elvis
(liddle biddy help from elvis)
it's just little old you and me
(little old you and me)
with a liddle biddy help from elvis
(liddle biddy help from elvis)
a liddle biddy help from elvis
(little old you and me)
a liddle biddy help from elvis
(liddle biddy help from elvis)
(little old you and me)
(liddle biddy help from elvis)
(liddle biddy help from elvis)
(liddle biddy help from elvis)
(liddle biddy help from elvis)
oh, you brought a bright summer's day
to my grey stormy heart
what do you think about love?
is it such a great place to start?
i just know that this warm glow inside
feels like an orchestra swell
and now i know now as well
you finally made me like myself
oh, you broke the hearts of a prince
a doctor, a pilot, a king
and you fell in love with
the unluckiest man
in the whole damn world
the unluckiest man
in the whole damn world
the unluckiest man ...
in the whole damn world
the suavest of men
couldn't even turn you to them
they have the money, the lucks
know all the best clubs in town
the latest high-fashion suits
and their big flashy cars
but just for the thrill of it
if they try it on
you kick them where it hurts
and adios they're gone
you finally made me like myself
oh, you broke the hearts of a lawyer
a playboy, a georgian, a pimp
and you fell in love with
the unluckiest man
in the whole damn world
the unluckiest man
in the whole damn world
the unluckiest man ...
in the whole damn world
you finally made me like myself
oh, you broke the hearts of a prince
a doctor, a pilot, a king
and you fell in love
with the unluckiest man
in the whole damn world
the unluckiest man
in the whole damn world
the unluckiest man
in the whole damn world
that's right
the unluckiest man
in the whole damn world
one more time
the unluckiest man ...
in the whole damn world
i'm the fucked up driver
of a stolen tank
making my withdrawals
from your local bank
armour-piercing bullets
never cramp my style
they only make me smile
i can hear them calling
i can hear them call me
put me in a cockpit of a fighter plane
i will shoot you down
give you no time to explain
parachute's essential
cos i never miss
you wish, you wish, you wish
i can hear them calling
i can hear them call me
it's nothing personal, you see
but your life means nothing to me
i'll stick around so i can see
your name in the obituaries
i can hear them calling
i can hear them call me
piggies
piggies
piggies
piggies
i am the sniper
from across the way
get you in my sights
then put an end to your day
i know assassination
goes against the grain
but carlos the jackal's got
nothing on me
i can hear them calling
i can hear them call me
i can hear them calling
i can hear them call me
(piggies)
it's nothing personal, you see
(piggies)
but your life means nothing to me
(piggies)
i'll stick around so i can see
your name in the obituaries
(piggies)
it's nothing personal, you see
(piggies)
but your life means nothing to me
(piggies)
i'll stick around so i can see
your name in the obituaries
why do bad days last
forever and ever?
and why do they happen
to such sweethearts like us?
it's lucky for me you're
stronger than superman
and when i need you most
you turn into sherlock holmes
and save the day, save the day
save the day, save the day
who needs batman
jason and the argonauts?
i've got you
what more could i ask for?
when i'm feeling lost
and outnumbered by a hundred to one
and my nerves have gone
and all i want to do is run for cover
you appeared from nowhere
like the genie with the magic lamp
my three wishes all in one
take me on your magic carpet
and save the day, save the day
save the day, save the day
who needs a magic wand
a pair of ruby slippers?
i've got you
what more could i ask for?
why do bad days last
forever and ever?
and why do they happen
to such sweethearts like us?
it's lucky for me
you're stronger than superman
and when i need you most
you turn into sherlock holmes
and save the day, save the day
save the day, save the day
who needs a silver bullet
garlic and a holy cross?
i've got you
what more could i ask for?
this room's getting smaller
the walls are closing in
and i'm so bored with
my own conversation
the stairs to our bedroom
seem so much higher than ever
especially when
you're sleeping alone
but i still have
that painting we bought in rome
the one i hated and you adored
and now i own
there's no you
what's the point
without you?
there's no you
what's the point
without you?
my friends think i'm wasting
my whole life away
ut i'm not the type
to cry in my liquor
i'll do my crying in private
and cry myself to sleep
at least i won't
cry in public places
but i still have
that painting we bought in rome
the one i hated and you adored
and now i own
there's no you
what's the point
without you?
there's no you
what's the point
without you?
some folks say
it's all about survival
and wiping the floor
with all your rivals
but you were too bright
and oh so full of culture
and i preyed on you
like a big old fat vulture
just circling high above your halo
there's no you
what's the point
without you?
there's no you
what's the point
without you?
there's no you
what's the point
without you?
there's no you
what is the point
without you?
(disco dolly, disco sound)
(disco dolly, disco sound)
(disco dolly, disco sound)
(disco dolly, disco sound)
my disco queen loves the disco sound
my disco queen loves her disco sound
my disco queen loves the disco sound
so why don't she love me?
me, i only like my rock and roll
am i with the right girl
cos i'm all alone?
she likes to boogie
while i stand at the bar
and i feel like a freak
who can't let go
and i'd like to start
dancing round a pink handbag
but i got no rhythm
i've got lead in my shoes
she's my disco queen
and i'm gonna lose her
(disco dolly, disco sound)
lose her!
(disco dolly, disco sound)
my disco queen loves the disco sound
my disco queen loves her disco sound
my disco queen loves the disco sound
so why don't she love me?
should i finish my drink
and head for the door?
cos if she don't follow me
well, then i'll know
that i've lost my love
to the 4 on the floor
and i feel like a freak
who can't let go
and i'd like to start
dancing round a pink handbag
but i got no rhythm
i've got lead in my shoes
she's my disco queen
and i'm gonna lose her
(disco dolly, disco sound)
lose her!
(disco dolly, disco sound)
my disco queen loves the disco sound
my disco queen loves her disco sound
my disco queen loves the disco sound
so why don't she love me?
(disco dolly, disco sound)
my disco queen loves the disco sound
(disco dolly, disco sound)
my disco queen loves her disco sound
(disco dolly, disco sound)
so why don't she love me?
(disco dolly, disco sound)
(disco dolly, disco sound)
(disco dolly, disco sound)
(disco dolly, disco sound)
(disco dolly, disco sound)
(disco dolly, disco sound)
(disco dolly, disco sound)
