something's wrong
'cause my mind is fading
and everywhere i look
there's a dead end waiting
temperature's dropping
at the rotten oasis
stealing kisses
from the leperous faces
heads are hanging
from the garbage man trees
mouthwash jukebox gasoline
crystals are pointing
at a poor man's pockets
smiling eyes ripping
out of his sockets
got a devil's haircut in my mind
love machines
on the sympathy crutches
discount orgies
on the dropout buses
hitching a ride
with the bleeding noses
coming to town
with the briefcase blues
got a devil's haircut in my mind
something's wrong
'cause my mind is fading
ghetto-blasting
disintegrating
rock 'n' roll
know what i'm saying
and everywhere i look
there's a devil waiting
got a devil's haircut in my mind
devil's haircut! in my mind!
it takes a backwash man to sing a backwash song
like a frying pan when the fire's gone
driving my pig
while the bear's taking pictures in the grass
in my radio smashed
and i like pianos in the evening sun
dragging my heals 'til my day is done
saturday night in the captain's clothes
tin horns blowing with my jury 'phros
yo soy un disco quebrado
yo tengo chicle en cerebro*
i can't believe my way back when
my cadillac pants going much to fast
karaoke weekend at the suicide shack
community service and i'm still the mack
shocked my finger spicing my hand
i been spreading disease all across the land
beautiful air-conditioned sitting in the kitchen
wishing i was living like a hit man
face down in the guarantees
jaundiced marshalls getting busy with ease
because i get down i get down
i get down all the way
yo soy un disco quebrado
yo tengo chicle en cerebro
sawdust songs of the plaid bartenders
western unions of the country westerns
silver foxes looking for romance
in the chain smoke kansas flashdance ass pants
and you got the hotwax residues
you never lose in your razor blade shoes
stealing pesos out of my brain
hazard signs down the alamo lanes
radar systems using the souls
you never get caught with the wax so rotten
all my days i got the grizzly worms
hijacked flavors that i'm flipping like birds
yo soy un disco quebrado
yo tengo chicle en cerebro
who are you? i'm the enchanting wizard of rhythm
why did you come here? i came here to tell you about
the rhythms of the universe....
* i'm a broken record
i have bubblegum in my brain
you only got one finger left
and it's pointing at the door
and you're taking for granted
what the lord's made on the floor
so i'm picking up the pieces
and i'm putting them up for sale
throw your meal ticket out the window
put your skeletons in jail
'cause lord only knows it's getting late
your senses are gone so don't you hesitate
to give yourself a call let your bottom dollars fall
throwing your two bit cares down the drain
invite me to the seven seas
like some seasick man
you will do whatever you please
and i'll do whatever i can
titantic, fare thee well
my eyes are turning pink
don't call us when the new age
gets old enough to drink
'cause lord only knows it's getting late
your senses are gone so don't you hesitate
move on up the hill there's nothing dead left to kill
throwing your two bit cares down the drain
odelay, odelay, odelay, odealy odelay, odelay
just passing through
odelay, odelay, odelay, odealy
going back to houston
do the hotdog dance
going back to houston
to get me some pants.....
she's got cigarette on each arm
she's got the lily-white cavity crazes
she's got a carborator tied to the moon
pink eyes looking to the food of the ages
she's alone in the new pollution
she's alone in the new pollution
she's got a hand on a wheel of pain
she can talk to the mangling strangers
she can sleep in a fiery bog
throwing troubles to the dying embers
she's alone in the new pollution
she's alone in the new pollution
she's alone in the new pollution
she's alone in the new pollution
she's got a paradise camoflauge
like a whip-crack sending me shivers
she's a boat through a strip-mine ocean
riding low on the drunken rivers
she's alone in the new pollution
she's alone in the new pollution
keep on talking like a novacane hurricane
low static on the poor man's short-wave
stampede's got to dismantle
code-red: what's your handle
mission incredible undercover convoy
full-tilt chromosome cowboy
x-ray search and destroy
smoke stack black top novacane boy
got so low your mom won't drum
getting late with the suicide beat
test-tube, still-born and dazed
chump scum plays in the razor's haze
got the momentum radioactive
lowdown!
circumsized for the operation
don't expect some generation
cyanide ride down the turnpike
hundred hours on the miracle mic
grinding the gears eighteen wheels
rigs and robots riding on their heels
fine tune robot making a sand box(?)
heats and infernos burning like drano(?)
down the horizon purple gasses
semi-trucks hauling them asses
novacane, hit the road expressway
explode!
i been drifting along in the same stale shoes
loose ends tying the noose in the back of my mind
if you thought that you were making your way
to where the puzzles and pagans lay
i'll put it together
it's a strange invitation
when i wake up someone will sweep up my lazy bones
and we will rise in the cool of the evening
i remember the way that you smiled
when the gravity shackles were wild
and something is vacant
when i think it's all beginning
i been drifting along in the same stale shoes
loose ends tying the noose in the back of my mind
if you thought that you were making your way
to where the puzzles and pagans lay
i'll put it together
it's a strange invitation
there's a destination a little up the road
from the habitations and the towns we know
a place we saw the lights turn low
with the jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow
pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
two turntables and a microphone
bottles and cans just clap your hands just clap your hands
where it's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
where it's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
where it's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
where it's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
take me home in my elevator bones!
pick yourself up off the side of the road
with your elevator bones and your whip-flash tones
members only hyponotizers
move through the womb like ambulance drivers
shine your shoes with your microphone blues
here-suits with your parachute fruits
passing the dutchie from coast to coast
let the man get loose while i rock the most
where it's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
where it's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
what about those who swing both ways? ac-dc's?
two turntables and a microphone
where it's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
where it's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
oh, dear me. making slaves at two-horse town
that's beautiful, daddy
(get my microphone....)
there's a destination a little up the road
from the habitations and the towns we know
a place we saw the lights turn low
with the jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow
pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
two turntables and a microphone
bottles and cans just clap your hands just clap your hands
where it's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
where it's at!
i got two turntables and a microphone
i got plastic on my mind....
the last survivor of a boiled crap
another casualty with the casual frown
the janitor vandals they bark in your face
juveniles with the piles and paste
it's a sensation
a bankrupt corpse
in the garbage classes
with the crutches of frogs
don't be confused when the fuse is up
and you're taking a leak into your brother's cup
when the cup is filled you can run and be killed
in the billion miles of the muscles that build
radiation
feeling the force
karaoke
vomiting morons
the scalps of zero hair on the call
rubbing in a blind man's running mall
with the canker sores and the robot pants
throwing imbeciles on the window sills
it's a sensation
a bankrupt corpse
in the garbage classes
with the crutches of frogs
i don't need no wheels
i don't need no gasoline
'cause the wind that is blowing
is blowing like a smoke machine
if i said to you
that i was looking for a place to get to
'cause my neck is broken
and my pants ain't getting no bigger
i got a stolen wife
and a rhinestone life
and some good ol' boys
i'm writing my will
on a three dollar bill
in the evening time
all my friends tell me
something is getting together
i got a beard that would disappear
if i'm dressed in leather
now let me tell you about my baby
she was born in arizona
sitting in the jailhouse
trying to learn some good manners
i got a stolen wife
and a rhinestone life
and some good ol' boys
i'm writing my will
on a three dollar bill
in the evening time
matchsticks strike
when i'm riding my bike
to the depot
'cause everybody knows my name
at the recreation center
if i could only find a nickel
i would pay myself off tonight
'cause nobody knows
when the good times have passed out cold
i got a stolen wife
and a rhinestone life
and some good ol' boys
i'm writing my will
on a three dollar bill
in the evening time
i got a stolen wife
and a rhinestone life
and some good ol' boys
i'm writing my will
on a three dollar bill
in the evening time
don't talk to me
if you're looking for
somebody to cry on
don't talk to me
if you're looking for
somebody to cry on
c'mon on! 8! everybody! c'mon! 7! c'mon, now! 6! 5!
aw, yeah, i like that shit
when i rock it's like a high 5
want a slap in the face i love the taste
all my days with my wheelchair ways
watch me die in my suicide high
i don't mean it 'cause i only come on to you
when i step to the room with a powerful motion
leopard skin let the records spin
'round and round with the speed of sound
high 5! more dead than alive!
rocking the plastic like a man from the catskills!
high 5! more dead than alive!
rocking the plastic like a man from the catskills!
rocky mountain low we gotta go
put that gadget in the random mode
cripple candy rocking the candy
rhumba, brickshot, doing the foxtrot
in my car sweating like a dog
beers and chairs no fronteirs
on my way from the 'frisco bay
dixieland, soda-pop man
high 5! more dead than alive!
rocking the plastic like a man from the catskills!
high 5! more dead than alive!
rocking the plastic like a man from the catskills!
yeah, put that machine in random mode
talking about popping jugger
like the last century
turn that shit off, man! what's wrong with you?
man, get the other record! damn!
high 5! more dead than alive!
rocking the plastic like a man from the catskills!
high 5! more dead than alive!
rocking the plastic like a man from the catskills!
high 5! more dead than alive!
rocking the plastic like a man from the catskills!
high 5! more dead than alive!
rocking the plastic like a man from the catskills!
ok, now. do like designer jeans.
everybody, designer jeans!
say, say, say, say, say - ooh... la la... sasoon!
c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
everybody!
one more time, let me hear you say - ooh... la la... sasoon!
just do it everybody, c'mon!
now i want the ladies.
all the ladies, say - sergio valente! sing it, girl.
let me hear you say - sergio valente!
say - jordache!
