October Jokes
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Why did the vampire go to the dentist?
To check his bite.
What do thirsty ghosts drink?
Ghoul-aid
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have any guts.
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough
What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Lazy bones
What do birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you are a mouse.
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo-boos
What has webbed feet, feathers and a bill?
Count Duckula
Why wasn't there any food left at the monster party?
Everyone was a goblin
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch
What do you call a witches garage?
A broom closet.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
boo-ties
What is it like kissing a vampire?
A pain in the neck.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon?
A sour-puss
What kind of dog does Duracula have?
A Bloodhound
What do you call a ghost who gets too close to the campfire?
A toasty-ghosty
What did the skeleton say while riding his motorcycle?
I'm bone to be wild.
