Suppose that you're a woman married to the same man for 30 years, and suppose that you and your husband make love once a day for 20 minutes each time. If you make love every day then that's 10,950 times over your 30 year marriage, and multiplying that number by 20 minutes for each intercourse gives a total of 219,000 minutes of hopefully blissful copulation. And, of course, 219,000 minutes times 60 seconds in a minute means you've screwed with your hubby for 13,140,000 seconds during those 30 joyful years.
Now, suppose your husband's penis is the average 6 inches long, and suppose that each time you made love it was at a leisurely pase of 1 stroke per second. That is to say, suppose that hubby took one second to slowly insert his cock into you, another second to slowly withdraw it, another second to insert it again, etc. That means that during your marriage he made a total of 13,140,000 insertions and extractions of his penis into and out of your vagina. If you multiply 13,140,000 strokes by 6 inches per stroke you get 78,840,000 inches or 6,570,000 feet or approximately 1,244 miles. In other words, 1,244 MILES of cock passes through that warm, soft, and wet ladyhole of yours during your 30 year marriage ! Just think about that for a moment. If you could somehow pull a monumentally long cock through your own vagina at 60 miles an hour it would take you almost 21 hours to run 1,244 miles of penis through yourself. Now THAT is world class fucking !
Furthermore, suppose that hubby is a less then typical male and ejaculates only about 1 teaspoon of semen each time he orgasms, and suppose that during each of those 10,950 times you made love to him that's how much of his man stuff went into you. If you work out the figures, using 1 teaspoon equals 0.015625 quarts, those 10,950 teaspoons of hubby's cum amount to a total of approximately 171 quarts, or almost 43 gallons. So, during those 30 years of bedroom fun you've also had 43 GALLONS of man seed squirted into your pussy hole, which is probably more then enough to fill a bathtub to overflowing !
Makes 'ya kinda sore just thinkin' 'bout it . . . don't it?
. . . 1,244 miles and 43 gallons !
Oh, by the way, guys, that means YOU get almost
29 miles of fucking per gallon of cum,
so you're probably out performing your own car.
